FICTIVE. NOT RP.

(sitting cutely and kicking my legs, covered in gore and blood) omg that was so cool babe can you dismember that guy again

Minecraft is like the Roman Empire

In what way?

It contains murder, building, and making out

Folks on this site will say shit about fictional characters like "I bet they smell like a horny robot", which is a wonderfully vivid sensory tableau considering that it describes no actual existing thing.

All of the tacky Valentine’s Day kitsch actually goes so hard when you are in love for real. Like wowwwwww look they put pink heart sprinkles on this donut…for love…the thing I’m in. There’s red tinsel everywhere….i love love….the world is so beautiful just look it’s more hearts. For my love

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"

*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.

something they don’t tell you is that to work with technology you have to be unequivocally horny for technology. no i’m not fucking joking. if the guy doing your laptop repairs isn’t horny for the laptop you can’t trust him the same.

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

holding a magnet to your crt girlfriend's face for just a moment so you can watch her emotions and personality all coalesce and dissolve around the pretty little spot of void you've made in her

wish I was wrapped around a gorgeous computer right now.. i could go for fiddling with some wires rn!!!!