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welcome to my horrible terrible blog call me amy please maybe

my sexuality and gender and shit

she/they (probably, im still figuring it all out) bisexual also a minor so dont be weird

my fandoms/things i like:

•life series

•hermitcraft

•empires

•minecraft in general

•dropout stuff (esp game changer)

•doctor who

•the freaking mountain goats

•gravity falls

•the owl house

•amphibia

•los campesinos! (fucking peak music)

no guarantees that i will post anything about any of this

my very cool mutuals (lmk if i forgot u im very stupid):

@kitab00m101 @default-f0x @kittypuppyfr @daughterhusbands @exit-pursued-by-a-lesbian/@grians-mending-book @xaliaver @gray-sfth @winterjellyfishhh @a-bag-of-cats @theonethatburned

my amazing divorced (platonic) husband/narrative foil:

@theo-window

my ex-worst enemy:

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandrea

uummm thats all i think

#intro post #finally made one

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dragon-in-a-fez

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

the-real-seebs

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

the-haiku-bot

Someone linked me this

beautiful poster, and I’m

just really impressed.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dogpuppy

kiskajaw

tatzelwurming

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

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podcastwizard

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

podcastwizard

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

redpandarascal

dogpuppy

knightsickness

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

toastradamus-deactivated2022111

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

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semataryyyy

i just got rejected by a girl I've liked for 6 months what do i do

chongoblog

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

hexea

Idk if I did it right

chongoblog

sorry!

c0rpseductor

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

2pacula

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

chongoblog

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

sharkiethedork

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

catgirldick

all in a days work! *passes out*

kittybunprincess

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

pixiecatsupreme

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

Fire

dude my house

What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

mistresssheo

Tja

Found here 🦋

translating-german-to-english

Depending on context:

* well then.

* ain't nothing you can do about it.

* well how about that then.

* you brought that upon yourself dude.

* it is what it is.

* that was completely to be expected.

* told you so.

translatingpoststogerman

Je nach Kontext:

* tja.

aokozaki

Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.

"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"

kristina100000

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mochipuchi

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

mochipuchi

what the fuck

0x4468c7a6a728

you can't boil me it's july 17th

tomb-mold

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

vodka-and-fedoras

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

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