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notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

notahorseindisguise

chiyo-mihama

its ok

chiyo-mihama

why

bippus

My worthless service dog that has seizures every time I do

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contemptible-scoundrel

my lesbian experience with alien trench warfare

evilvillain123456789

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240

whats the scariest thing you could say

The ghouls have escaped the dusty dungeon

contemptible-scoundrel

luetta

*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

luetta

her: don't worry it's chill he doesn't even care

blood spider, telepathically: you should touch her ears and lower back she's really sensitive there

luetta

keep going she's close

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threebigolsausages-deactivated2

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

energyprison

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

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puyopuyo

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

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