K ♔ N G

“ eh– ?? “

   “ i can guarantee it is YOU that needs more practice, monkey. “

–– “ is that a  j o k e ? ”

“…What? What do you mean by that?” With a bit of a scoff, the Jaggard took a step back to shift its weight to that back foot, arms folded in turn. “If it was meant as an insult, I find that highly inappropriate, monkey. To my knowledge, I have done nothing negative to you.”

     an eyebrow, or at least the skin on his face      where a human’s eyebrow would be located,      raised above one of his w i l d, light green eyes      as lips parted and curved into an amused smirk,      revealing the playful glint of a FANG among teeth.

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         you know for a MONKEY, you’re not too BRIGHT.          too many BANANAS on the brain hum? 

     “ not too bright, for a monkey? ME?          born by the power and strength of my spirit,          able to speak, FIGHT, and nearly master wuju;          feats NO other monkey has e v e r achieved?   ” 

–– “ perhaps you are MISTAKEN, spectre. ”

nonsexual acts of intimacy

♚ - head scratches

–– “ HEY! whaddya think you’re – ”

      ...oh?

                                perhaps the monkey king                                took offense far too soon                                for after a few seconds he                                                                        [ as much as he’d HATE                                                                           to admit it as the truth ]                                was actually ENJOYING                                the feeling of thresh’s.. erm                                boney? fingers digging in                                to the fur covering the top                                                        of his head.

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

youd think its cause he wants to get stoned