Hi I'm going to Hell.

I just want all of them to be happy!!!

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this is extremely self indulgent and im ashamed for Reasons but uhhhh

We got a clue to how the different dimensions work. These three dudes are obviously iterations of the same Rick who all encountered the same event in varying degrees of severity. It could just be that these three dimensions are right next to each other, but the numbering convention suggests that they’re true splits from one original dimension, caused by that event. 

If that’s true, it means that every time a major event occurs, timelines splinter into different offshoot possibilities. The Ricks that stay most “normal” keep their original dimension number and the others take on an iteration of that number based on the level of divergence. This also helps account for how the population of the citadel bounced back so quickly after the massacre in S301. As time goes on more splits in dimensions means a constant influx of more Ricks and Mortys.

Not every rick invents the portal gun. The portal gun is rick’s ultimate source of power and what allows the citadel to exist. From what we learned from the half-truths in S301′s portal gun origin backstory, Ricks ostensibly go from dimension to dimension giving portal technology to other Ricks rather than each Rick inventing it on his own. Plus we saw in the last episode that the Mortytown Rick tries and fails to make portal fluid, and cop Rick calls it out “bootleg,” plus the factory Rick demands a portal gun because he must not be able to make one of his own. 

For the Ricks that didn’t invent their own, portal fluid and guns are regulated and not allowed to all Ricks freely. It begs the question of how many Ricks actually invented the portal gun on their own. In theory, it would only take just one figuring it out and then sharing it with all the others.

More evidence for Evil Morty = Rick’s original Morty. This has been a fan theory since Evil Morty first showed up but after S307 the evidence is even stronger. Evil Morty dodges questions about his original dimension and Rick, instead diverting with “we moved around a lot.” That basically leaves the door wide open for the reveal of him being Rick’s og Morty.

Plus, if the moving around part wasn’t a lie, that means he and Rick skipped universes Cronenberg-style more than once (Rick did say he’d pulled that stunt before). Think how disillusioned just one dimension move made our Morty, it’s no wonder Evil Morty turned into what he is if he went through multiple ruined dimensions. Beyond that, our Morty has been shown to be getting more jaded and downright cruel this season, enough that people were thinking he was turning into Evil Morty. If our Morty has devolved into his current state with just being around our Rick for a few years, imagine how the Morty our Rick was around since when he was a baby would have turned out.

Cop Rick is alive for a reason. He killed Cop Morty and turned himself in expecting to be shot off into space, but in the end he’s released by Ricks under evil Morty’s control. Him being alive still is not insignificant, even if just for the narrative and character implications more than plot reasons. 

Cop Rick’s first instinct is to trust. He trusted the Morty in the room with the crib. He trusted Cop Morty to do the right thing. He wants to believe in true justice and the goodness in people, and acts on that belief no matter the outcome for him. 

The real gut punch is he’s not just an outlier. He shows that Ricks do have an infallible sense of justice when it’s not smothered out by narcissism and nihilism. We’ve seen that our Rick, despite being an asshole, will choose to do the right thing- even if it’s the hard thing- at crucial moments: He puts the collar on Morty instead of himself when they’re falling to their deaths in the void, he turns himself in to the Galactic Federation in order to save his family. 

Cop Rick is still alive because he’s the hero our Rick would be if he wasn’t such a jaded asshole. He’s the proof that despite everything, Rick is at his core trying to be good. Maybe that kind of Rick is valuable to Evil Morty, or maybe it was just valuable to us to see this side of Rick so explicitly.

Evil Morty wants control. Evil Morty is living the ideal Morty existence, in control of himself and the universe around him. It’s all he’d want after a life where Rick was always in control, where he could do nothing to stop the machinations of the universe from nearly crushing him every adventure. As we saw really plainly with Copy Morty, when a Morty gets enough knowledge, experience, and freedom, they can’t stand being treated like sidekicks anymore. No wonder the Ricks put them in a school designed not to teach them to be more competent on adventures but instead to keep them helpless and subservient. 

It’s easy enough to follow the same trend in our Morty. He’s been fighting for more control all season– He chooses not to try to rescue Rick from prison. He’s fine with going against Rick’s plan in the Mad Max world. He’s the one who makes them go on the adventure with the Vindicators (and Rick loses his shit when he doesn’t get to be the only one saving the day anymore). And perhaps most telling, Morty’s ideal toxin-free self abandons Rick entirely and creates a situation where his whole job is to manipulate and control other people. 

i wanted to do a continuation of the dialogue,,

So if any of my followers watch Rick and Morty, you were probably pretty excited about last night’s episode! I’ve been holding this post off for a bit because I was too god damn excited to form words lmfao. But here we go!

INCEST IS NOW APPROPRIATE IN THE FANDOM. PERIOD.

Shipping incest is completely valid and literally no anti can take that away from you no matter what the fuck they say. People don’t have to like it. But they have to accept the fact that Morty is canonically interested in incest pornography. This doesn’t mean he wants to fuck his family, it literally means that Morty, and the Morty’s that witnessed him say this, don’t care about incest porn.

Why is this a big deal?

Because it goes to show that the writers and creators also do not care. They did not paint this line (”I wish incest porn had a more mainstream appeal”) in a negative light at all. None of the Morty’s made a face, or protested. They all stood there and accepted his wish as a perfectly normal wish to make. Roiland has tweeted TWICE now ( similar related tweets, and theres this) about how perfectly okay he is with the incest porn. He has said, and this is nearly a direct quote, “there is a weird double standard there of easily offended people and people who just wanna watch Rick fuck Morty” (The Rick and Morty commentary, not sure which episode but there’s also audio of it here).

Anti’s have claimed over and over that he’s “Making Fun” of us shippers. Or that we’re ‘latching on too hard to passing jokes’. But that’s just it! The VERY FACT that he would even take incest so lightly means, by default, that anti’s should NOT like him, or his show! If anyone on this website were to say “I have no opinion on RickMorty”, SOMEONE out there would call them an “incest apologist” simply because they didn’t tell shippers to die in a fire or whatever. And you can’t even deny this, dearest antis, if you’re reading this. Because I’ve seen it.

I’ve seen countless artists and writers being mass reported and deleted under false pretenses. I’ve seen countless people forced to deactivate in this fandom. I’ve seen countless people told to kill themselves.

But it’s over now. Stop. Everything you’ve been attacking us shippers for has been done (to a lesser extent) by the creators of the very show you’re “defending”. You either need to leave the fandom, or hell, protest the show! Let’s see how far that gets you! Or, you need to leave shippers alone.

The very content that you so adamantly protest is now validated completely by the writers and the show itself.

For those of you who aren’t sure, this is footage of Dan Harmon, unironically and passionately defending incest porn and admitting he likes it (5m32sec-)

(”What role, Dan, do you think that a man should play in a porn?”) “The father. Ideally. Can we please? Can we just have a moment […] to talk about incest porn and how ridiculous this is, how there has to be this ‘mention’ of like, “My STEPdaddy-” …That’s not. Why. I. Googled. This. Shit. “Daddy/Daughter” in the title, and it’s like “my STEP daughter..” Ehhh.. Nyeeeh.. I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that, because you KNOW what I WANT. It’s the TABOO.”

“This is what people don’t understand about pornography, Jeff. “Taboo”. “Taboo” takes you across the threshold, into a world where you can become pure animal. I don’t wanna think about my mortgage, I don’t wanna think about the police, I don’t wanna think about, fuckin’, Bill Maher (..etc). I wanna think about fuck, fuck fuckin’ fuck fuck fuck.”

“The purpose of taboo is that it shocks your system.”