Am I More Than You Bargained For Yet?

…N-not even su-sugared water. J-Just water. 

That's terrible. I'm sorry

Well it’s not like you saw me all the time anyways at home, I mean I was always out so how could you really miss me.

Wow, whatever. I can't believe you.

You mean to tell me that they don't have one single thing on the internet about how to teach your fish to do tricks? That's hard to believe.

So, you better teach it some tricks.

Mom didn’t put you up to this did she? 

No, Daisy, god. You think I don't miss you?

I don’t know I just look at cat pictures and socialize. Well maybe you can’t spy on me anymore but you did get my room, how cool was that?

Not as cool as having my sister in the house.

What can you do? I’m Aaron, by the way. 

I don't know, but it'd be nice if there was something to do about it. I'm Summer, nice to meet you.

I th-think they forgot to p-put a teabag in th-this tea… 

So, are you drinking sugar water or?

It’s alright. It happens. 

Yeah, but it shouldn't. People are so rude. I was just talking about that earlier.

I google things every once in a while to keep my brain game strong, it’s not like I’m playing random online games or anything. That’s for nerds

Yeah, so what do you really do? I mean, it's not like I could spy on you anymore, even if I wanted to. 

I got all dressed up and the girl didn’t even show. Great. 

Aw, I'm sorry.

That’s what the internet is for little sister! You can sit in your room all day long and suck in all the knowledge you need

Right, I'm sure you're doing truly knowledgeable things on there. Or at least that's what you say.

You sure? I hear it’s quite relaxing to have blood flowing out of the ears, a real cleansing source in the far up north

How would you now? You never leave your room!

Learning firsthand that it’s possible to slip on a banana peel is definitely not something I’d like to experience again, thank you.

Ouch?

I don't understand

You want me to start up again? Cause I can.

No, please don't. I'd rather not have my ears bleed.

Caught myself singing today, I’m surprised everyone is still alive.

Me too. Glad i didn't hear.