Florida: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Florida: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Florida: Safe Space, you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?
California: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars?
Florida: You have any sunscreen?
California: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—
Florida: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.
Gov: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to California and Texas's conversation?
Florida: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Louisiana: I'm in the washing machine.
Greg: I'm in the closet.
Florida: We accept you, Greg. <3
Greg: No, I'm literally in the closet.
Florida: Love is love <3
Greg: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."
Greg: Help.
California: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.

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Alaska: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Alaska, gesturing to California and Texas fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
Florida: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
California: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Louisiana: FLOOR IT!!
Florida: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
California: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Florida: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Louisiana: DO IT!
California: NO-
California: Not to be NSFW but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
Florida: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, New York?
New York: No.
Florida: I think I speak for New York when I say it sounds really super.
Gov: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Florida: Mine just says "Florida, no!"
Gov: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Texas: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for metaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!
Florida: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *Puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.
Gov: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Hawai'i: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
Florida: Thanks for not telling Gov what happened.
California, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
Gov: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Greg, California, & Florida: Okay.
Gov: If you don't want to die, give me all of your money.
Greg: Bold of you to assume I have money.
California: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Florida: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Florida: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun surprise.
Louisiana: What's the surprise?
CDC: Blood poisoning.
California: You know, I think my life has value.
Florida: Who are you and what have you done with California?!