“Her wife” “her girlfriend” Healing words

the joke is that none of you respect lesbians and you all just need to leave us alone!

“I’m a femme butch or maybe butch femme idk” sis you’re a gay girl with more than one outfit, it’s fine, you don’t have to feel connected to femme or butch it’ll be okay

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

*Looks at my gf* wow thats my gf

hearing boys say “my boyfriend” or girls say “my girlfriend” is so cleansing

like i love pomegranates but eating them is such an ordeal. ya gotta like. clear your schedule. gotta make it an Event. tomorrow at 2:00 pm im gonna eat this pomegranate. it ain’t just on the fly.