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this has to be the worst thing I’ve ever layed eyes on. 0/10

my dick is malleable, it can be shaped into any form i desire, and with the magic of stop motion technology, i have crudely recreated every wallace and gromit movie using nothing but my plasticine dick. recently, my dick has dried up, and is now permanently shaped like the steamroller from bob the builder

do you ever see a post you made 3 years ago and now have no recollection of ever having writing and just think “no, there’s no way i’d ever put something like that on the internet” and yet there it is, your username undeniably attached to it. it’s an experience not unlike coming across a gravestone with your own name and date of death written on it and you realize that you’ve been dead for 3 years and have been existing this entire time as a soulless entity.

me 109% of the time

Don’t like this

Iconic

This child was born with better comedic timing than 90% of actors have at the peak of their careers

This made me v happy

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

“I suppose the thing I was struck by was, we did have a guy who was reprimanded for weed on the [original Potter] film, essentially, so obviously what Johnny has been accused of is much greater than that.”