AUTUMN. (ap)

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR MUSE SO PEOPLE KNOW HOW SHIPPING WORKS ON YOUR BLOG. REPOST. DON’T REBLOG.

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WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE?:

Without a doubt, Priscilla and Dandelion. They’ve both been through a lot together and really compliment each other. They’re good for each other and goofy, but when things get sad they both are passionate in their emotions and understand what the others going through. But their personalities aren’t so similar that they annoy each other- it’s just the right balance and I love it.

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?:

Honestly whatever my partner is. I’m like... not good at writing smut, so? Maybe not a lot of that? I really crave hurt/comfort like the angst hoe I am, but I’m also always down for some beautiful fluff. I’m not up to roleplaying anything that’d be super ooc for Dandy though. 

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?:  

Idk, I mean, there’s not really an age that makes him uncomfortable as long as it’s above 21 ish, maybe closer to 22. I mean he’s probably not gonna be with someone like 30 years older than him but.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?:

I would consider myself not the most? Selective when shipping? I just like to have some ooc communication, be friends with the mun, and have a basis for our characters to form a relationship.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NSFW?:

Detailed descriptions of passion. Anything that makes you blush to read. I.E. a descriptive detail of someone slamming Dandelion against the wall and tugging at his collar, using a lot of words general found in smut.

WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH?:

Orsino, over at @magicbound, but that’s it rn.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:

Yeah but I rarely say no if I’m Feelin It.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?:

Not a particular amount, but Dandelion is a rather shippy character so.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?:  

Yepperooni

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:

In between

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:

DANDELION AND PRISCILLA

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?:

           ‘   play  me  a  bit  of  your  verse .  surely ,  you  must  feel  the  ache  of  a  pure  troubadour ,  song  swelling  inside  your  very  bones ,  demanding ,  pleading  to  be  heard -  unless ,  of  course ,  you  are  not  as  pure  a  poet  as  i . ‘

                ‘ princess ,  i  wish  to  introduce  myself .  i  am  julian  alfred  pankratz ,  viscount  de  lettenhove ,  though  most  known  as  dandelion ,  the  master  poet .  if  your  court  is  ever  in  need  of  a  new  historian ,  bard ,  or  composer ,  do  let  me  know ! ‘

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RESULT :  MONTANISM!

1) First off, If you’re into me having my headcanons as I please, I don’t get why you would feel the need to contradict the ones I have put out just for fun.

2) To preface this, I am more book-based than video game based, as it says on my blog. This goes ahead and renders your evidence against my Dandelion irrelevant. However, I will humor you. In the books and novellas, Dandelion does show a female preference, but shows no male dis-preference. He also goes on to speak highly, in what one might call an equally lovesick manner, about Regis and Geralt. Not saying he’s into them, just saying he has no problem showing strong passion towards males and isn’t afraid of looking “effeminate”. 3) With Eilhal, it’s important to remember a few things. Dandelion is known for being a guy who romances a lot of people. But, as TW3 is trying to show us, he’s settling down and gaining discipline. He’s monogamous with Priscilla and is insulted with Geralt suggests he had sex with the merchant’s daughter to get the money, and later when Zoltan suggests he’s cheating on Priscilla. He’s trying to dismantle his representation of being an easy fuck. The “cards” he laid out could’ve just been “Hey, I have a girlfriend.” or “Hey, I’ve been with this girl for a while now.” Elihal could’ve inferred from that he was straight, or knew that he probably wouldn’t’ve been with the alchemist. It’s also a possibility that Dandelion could’ve told him all the guys he’s been with outright. We have no idea what he said so, literally, anything is possible.

4) While I appreciate you enjoying my blog and reading my headcanons, I already feel insecure about posting the ones I have and this just really intensified my anxiety. Also, I’d appreciate it if you’d refrain from contradicting headcanons concerning making characters diverse. So what if there was no evidence or he flat out said “I’m not gay,” what if I, an actual gay man, wanted to make him queer? Would that be somehow offensive to you?

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