i literally only got this joke yesterday
I don’t get it… Someone help me…
*psst* he was gonna say LAID

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i literally only got this joke yesterday
I don’t get it… Someone help me…
*psst* he was gonna say LAID

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It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
holy fuck you guys
after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:
it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER.
i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:
THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST.
I love little foreign confusion things like this

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It’s usually a good idea to not hit yourself in the face with with a fall arrest clip.
Thank you!
Told ya to stop thinking about a third party.
A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE IDIOTS IN THE BACK.

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‘Crooked Donald’ may be the one getting locked up.
Take your pick: Tax cheat? Cuban deals? Trump U? Trump Foundation? Rape? Russian loans?
Click below for more:
13 Coworkers In The Passive Aggressive Hall-of-Fame
Trump says tax evasion is ‘smart’
Trump is so ‘smart’ he gets audited every year. You don’t get audited for paying, you get audited for hiding money.
Donald is the ultimate bratty criminal.

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AAAAAAAAAH OMFG JUST WHEN YOU COULDN’T LOVE THESE KIDS MORE
Gaten Matazzaro. That smile could get him away with murder.
Caleb McLaughlan, dresses better than 99% of grown-ass men that I know. HOW DO YOU HAVE SUCH STYLE AND SWAG AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE?!
Millie Bobby Brown: I’ll be fucked if she isn’t rolling in nominations next year. and I am so THRILLED to see more of her on the red carpet
Orange is the New Black: Childhood Edition