im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university

i have this thing in my brain that makes me want to get drunk in a cute outfit and be violently fucked like a lot

The Martian sunlight, glinting within his helmet visor, had shown him the reflection of two steady, alien eyes-fearless, yet driven-and the quiet, secret shock of it, he now realized, had been his life’s most memorable, most transcendental moment.

spambot goth af

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me, tossing mediocre content into the internet void: Validate Me

i’m such a peggy

my Lying Ass: no that wasnt about you

Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.

this is still the best addition to this post

throwback to when someone blatantly lied on my own obviously fake walmart application post