the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

more people should be in love with me i’m a very lovable person actually

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr

balkan people really do see cedevita and immediately hit reblog huh?

black out and reblog cedevita thursday? 🤔

ughh how do i stalk the guy i have a crush on if i don't even know his last namee

update i know his last name now but he has a girlfriend :/

Says the man who rarely, if ever, decides anything and follows through

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it