Emmy Writes Shit

The claims that a union’s requests are unrealistic or unreasonable is almost always the first step, and it’s also almost always a lie inspired by greed.

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

PLEASE click the link

Please, please, for the love of god, Click. The. Link.

Never forget that Jaskier did not know Geralt was a witcher when he blatantly checked him out, swaggered on over him, stealing some liquid courage along the way. “I love the way you just...sit in the corner and brood,” is an absolute tragically classic Jaskier pick up line™️. he didn’t even consider muse material for a hot min. he went over there to get railed that’s just the truth.

Jaskier saw one (1) hot man and lost every brain cell he had ever possessed

bro i was homoerotically cleaning and patching up my friend’s wounds and you ruined it. i was scolding him for being an idiot in an exasperated but fond tone of voice while i tenderly bandaged his knuckles and we both tried unsuccessfully to avoid looking into each other’s eyes until the tension between us became unbearable when you entered the room without knocking and fucking killed the mood. what the hell, man.

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

Sometimes writing is like having an enormous lake in your head, and you want to get it out of your head and into a proper place for a lake so other people can come and go swimming and ride jet skis and stuff, except all you have to move the lake is a teaspoon. So you’re just sitting there frantically flinging water out of the lake with your teaspoon and telling people, “Guys, this lake is going to be so cool when it’s done,” but it will never be done. There is so much lake.

Relateable. There is so much lake.

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

SHIPS. IT

If you’re wondering, I’m not okay.

Death toll count currently at 414, we hope you’re happy Joey