Aspriring Writer

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

“not everyone would be so comfortable with having fangs pierce their neck” well i would. Move over

they can pierce wherever actually. i don’t mind. Guy’s gotta eat. guy’s gotta have his supper

not to be autistic but i wish i could purr because conveying the fact that i feel positive takes so much energy. i could just make Chest Sound

fantasy adventurers had it right. bread and cheese

thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying