Image says “Happy Birthday Russia!” in Russian

Very serious trigger warning for this one! It’s not super graphic or explicit but it’s very sudden and has s/xual undertones. I was honestly debating whether or not to post it ^^;;

This is NOT ab/sive rusame though, it’s sort of like a flashback or trance of Past-Russia speaking to Present-Russia. Hard to describe. The rusame part however is wholesome

Translated and posted with permission, the pixiv ID is 86633676 <3

Rusame traceover of this very perfect photo! 

Anonymous said: can you please do nsfw headcanons for RusAme as well?? you’re really good at this :D

to no one’s surprise they started out with political rage fuck

“How ya like this, commie pig?”

“Is that democracy, comrade? Shove it deeper I can barely feel it.”

favorite place: the office, favorite position: from behind with a tight fist around the other’s neck

they truly did hate each other and that’s what made the sex feel so good; two messed up individuals getting even worse

these days they’re more appreciative of one another, they can be in the same room alone without latching on

though America still has his bad habit where he tugs at Russia’s scarf exposing his scars and he asks “A kiss to make it better?” lips close to Russia’s ear, breath hot on his earlobe

America’s antiques still get to him despite how often he tells himself they’re just a spoiled brat’s tantrum

Russia strokes America’s thigh through his pants meeting the younger country’s devilish gaze with a Siberian glare

his hand rubs higher until America lets out a soft gasp; the lewd sounds the brat can make go straight to Russia’s groin; he palms America’s growing erection almost tenderly, eyes glued to the tent in his pants

Russia doesn’t notice America leaning in until he obstructs his field of view; the blond leans in and presses his soft lips on Russia’s chapped ones; he kisses him slow, biting a little at his lower lip, then he ends it with a prolonged hard peck

no tongue, no passion, almost a high schooler’s first kiss

their first kiss anyway

America smiles, the maliciousness in his eyes long gone

Russia looks at him, the lustful moment gone, replaced by an anxious contraction in his chest

America chuckles at Russia’s loss for words, he grabs his hand and guides it back to his tight pants…

“You can kiss me back, you know? You’re free to do whatever you want.”

Russia would’ve laughed at the lowkey one-up if he wasn’t busy sliding his tongue in America’s mouth freeing their hard cocks and guiding his hand down to jerk them both off

they cum quick, more from the heat of the kiss than their dicks grinding

America catches his breath, tucks himself back in and waves Russia goodbye, he clearly didn’t want to talk about it

Russia is still puzzled, indecent and sporting a beet red blush across his cheeks

Anonymous said: Do you have any nsfw headcannons for south italy (being with a male)? I’m thinking of writing something with him and love your headcanons!

Well, have another AU.

Prumano Long Distance AU

Lovino and Gilbert met when they were online gaming, they happened to be on the same team and had chat on

“Guys, I’m here, the match is as good as won!!!!”

“Shut up and heal, you loud bastard!!!!”

they kinda raged at each other throughout the whole game

but they did win, all they wrote in chat was “gg” after they exasperated the whole team

they got each other’s Skype to team up again

it’s easy to spark a friendship with no time-zone difference (surprisingly) and when they’re both kind people who shout everything they say

Gilbert called Lovino instantly when he got his Skype which kinda flustered him because he was getting ready to type

Lovino saw a boy with really light blonde hair pop up when he answered and immediately went “What are you an old man??”

Gilbert feigned offense and ran his hand through his white hair then poked fun at Lovino’s bed head (his curl)

they both laughed, no one was upset obviously, Lovino was thankful Gilbert wasn’t a troll but instead an assertive handsome fellow gamer

“Wait what?? Handsome!?!?!? Pshhh!”

Gilbert has a habit of complimenting Lovino’s outfits which sends him out shopping more often than he likes to admit

one time they wore tank tops from the same band and Gilbert got up to present his together with his muscular body; it left Lovino flustered because he had an idea judging from Gilbert’s buff shoulders but he didn’t expect him to be that fit

“Free tickets to the gun show, huh?”

Lovino flirted without meaning to and felt super awkward but Gilbert flexed and grinned…

“Wait till you get on the abs tour.”

they flirted more and more because it was fun, at first, then Lovino started missing Gilbert when he went to his college classes; he face-timed him from the library, Gilbert was worried at first seeing Lovino’s face so red but the Italian squeezed his eyes shut and admitted that he misses him

Gilbert sighs and calls Lovino a “surprise ruiner”; he wanted to come to Naples to see him the next month during summer holiday

Lovino stares at his phone and his eyes light up, Gilbert can’t help but smile fondly at him

they both focus on school and only call to wish the other good luck with exams, their meeting depends on them passing every exam

a month later Lovino awaits stressed at the airport, fidgeting with the hem of his shirt, looking around for a face he knows and likes so much

hard to miss the German albino when he comes with the crowd, dressed in a punk outfit, waving like a maniac

Lovino puts his hand on his hip and grins, trying to keep his cool, but Gilbert is taller, he’s so buff and smells like way too much Axe

he leans in and kisses Lovino like it’s the most natural outcome in the world and the Italian kisses back without missing a beat

they leave the airport hand in hand

“Your country’s way too hot dude, but you’re my hot boyfriend so it makes sense.”

Lovino wonders when exactly did they become boyfriends, not that he had anyone else and didn’t fantasize about asking Gilbert out, but how many steps ahead was Gilbert anyway?

Lovino shows Gilbert around, they kiss and take a selfie in front of every notable attraction; Lovino runs out of attractions so they end up making out in front of the tax office

they take it up a notch fast because, goodness, they’re more in love and more touch starved than they initially thought

sloppy make outs that last for about an hour, rushed touches, oops they’re both bottoms, no matter Gilbert becomes a top (German prowess at its finest)

he kisses Lovino’s chest tenderly, hands moving down his sides. He traces kisses down his stomach, Lovino instinctively bucks his hips a little. Gilbert gets then hint and places a soft kiss on Lovino’s hard dick. The Italian covers his eyes blushing and Gilbert lets him ride out his embarrassment, he has better things to do anyway. Gilbert traces Lovino’s erection with his tongue, trying to see where the boy likes it best before taking it in his mouth, savoring the salty taste. He bobs his head up and down a few times before he gets up and reaches for his bag. He pulls out a condom and lube. Gilbert coats his finger and inserts one digit into Lovino’s tight entrance. He moves it around as he sucks the boy off. Lovino loosens up rather quick and Gilbert guesses he played with himself before. Smirking, he wants to tease but sees Lovino sweaty, chest heaving, eyes begging for it. He slides the condom on and slowly pushes in, inch by inch. He kisses Lovino tenderly, giving him time to adjust, but the Italian squeezes Gilbert’s thighs signaling that he’s ready to go. He wanted it for way too long to stall. Gilbert sets a hard pace, his patience having run down the moment he entered Lovino. Sounds of flesh slapping fills the room together with curses in Italian and loud moans. Gilbert hammers into the boy, the mattress creaking under them. Lovino reaches down to jerk himself off but Gil swats his hand away and does the job himself. Lovino cums fast, clenching around Gilbert’s cock, sending the other boy over the edge as well. They remain connected for a few seconds, panting, sweat drops falling from Gilbert on Lovino’s also slick skin. Eventually Gilbert pulls out and slides his condom off, tying it in a knot. They look at each other and Lovino gets up to open a window, let the summer chill chase away the hot smell of sex.

you can say that it isn’t racist and antisemetic, that it’s meant to be a satire or critism of the politics of world war 2 from a european angle but there a moral event horizon that’s not to be crossed with satire because more than mocking and obviously pointing out the faults in these fascist states hetalia personifies them, make them out as less than they are. not to mention it was made by a japanese man-the violent imperialism and nationalism within japan is ignored and dismissed especially by japan itself, and thinking that because the creator is a poc makes him less likely to be a racist and antisemetic proves how little you know about race politics. after interacting with the hetalians for a night, and past hetalian fans and conversations with friends i have finally put into words how wrong these people have an understanding of history and violence and satire.

its not..appropriate. it’s not socially appropriate to make genocides and violence and decade long conflicts into uwu funny characters to ship

i can understand how this phenomena of dissonance between fans of hetalia and the violent history behind their show are caused-there’s a strange way to how america, predominantly white and nonjewish america approaches the topic of world war 2, or really any conflict involving themselves. but america isn’t particularly the problem. all history, no matter where its taught or who its taught to has the potential to create a distance between the student and itself. its easy to slip into the thought that this isnt real, it doesnt matter, and the dehumanization and lack of sympathy for those touched by violence is definitively contributed to by this.

i’m not saying hetalia fans are all inherently evil-one of my good friends used like it when he was very young. but a message for all of them-learn to consume your media critically. get educated on your history. keep an open mind. and above all, please god, please try to respect the descendants and family of those that are victims of horrible crimes and horrible violence that are disrespected and minimized in the show you love so much.

However, there are multiple facts that can be established through a more comprehensive reading of the series: one, that Hetalia espouses no narrative of ethnic nationalism; and two, that it utilizes satire as a means to ridicule such a narrative. Satire, as a genre, is meant to be critical. This is why its subject matter should be viewed not as a reflection of its values but as something to be commented upon. Hetalia rarely depicts specific real-world events and often omits atrocities, but it avoids doing so not out of any desire to rewrite history to endorse the “self” at the expense of the “other” (a common tactic in nationalist bigotry). Instead, this is born out of the need to condense and entertain.

I wholeheartedly agree that fans should always be critical of the media they consume, and this applies to Hetalia as well. Those in the fandom should strive to be socially aware of the consequences of real-world events, independent of the series, and discourage any inappropriate behavior should it ever arise. (I should note that this already applies to a majority of Hetalians.) Those who are still uncomfortable, on the other hand, are free to ignore the series and move on. I understand that some may regard the attempt to condense history into a gag comedy as insensitive, but the fact remains that there is nothing objectively wrong about such a concept. Your views are also not representative of the entire non-white/Jewish community, many of whom either do not mind or actively enjoy the series.

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Azriel found a will-o’-the-wisp….doesn’t it remind you of someone…?

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