dance with my punch lines

hey all

im sorry but im gonna be dropping these guys and leaving the group. which is something i never wanted to do cause i love you guys and this group is gr8 but i’ve been struggling a lot with them and decided to face the truth.

i’m really sorry for everyone i’ve had plots with and plotted with i love them all and i wish i could have continued on with them, i really do.

i’m hoping one day i’ll come back to you guys :’)

All of them? I think I might die if i ate all of them.

Is it? 

Exactly. You’ll turn into ice cream.

[pm] Aw, shucks.

Doesn’t it? I feel ashamed for ever even thinking about it. I’ll do the fake spiders. :)

[pm] Haha it’s okay, I won’t tell any ghosts we were talking about it :p

“I am youth” Is not a very convincing opening statement. 

That’s what they all say. I am not convinced yet.

What is this an essay?

[pm] That is very good to think about, too. Since most people can’t waste money I am glad you are excited.

To ruin a party, obviously. Although bees are nice. Scratch that, put in wasps. Or mosquitos.

It’s not boring when you don’t want creatures just attacking people.

Ok.

Wait five of like… what size of ice creams. Scoops, tubs, gallons?

Also that’s not how you spell scientist? 

Yeah, all of those.

I, uh, didn’t get a teardrop in my face. But if you did, that’s totally your choice. 

[pm] That works very well for me. Moving companies can be unreliable, so this would be best for now.

[pm] I speak the truth.

I’ll try and make a spooky one for you. Actual ghosts not included, since I can’t see those and putting one in a cake seems incredibly cruel. The spiders are okay, though?

[pm] And I appreciate you for it :p

Usually people like you try to relate with the youth or whatever. 

Either way, lucky you. One more year.

I am youth, don’t call me old.

I can see the price cropped out, you dirty dish rag Oh! Wow! That’s it! My babies! Make sure you’re dusting them good; get your fingers in every crevice. I see some crevices not properly fingered in that photo.

Sorry. You’re right. That was insensitive of me. Breaking the law is one thing but hurting the ecosystem? Never. I’m glad you’re not a monster. So, what are you going to do to my DVDs?

Don’t worry I’ll take care of their crevices. Or not. I mean, I don’t care.

[pm] Yes, I have two. Though only one primary one, but a moving truck seems a waste. I think my car should work, especially if you do it bit by bit.

[pm] Anything to make you feel happy. :)

Do you have a request for a sort of cake? I can make it spooky if you want. I have some random plastic spiders somewhere in the apartment.

[pm] Aw, thanks, Bridget.

Way to rub it in huh? Aren’t you supposed to feel bad for me or something?

Haha why should i? I’m just glad I’m not you anymore.

Are you…threatening me? Oh. It’s on. Show me the goods and you’ll get your little thief back. What happens after 24 hours? You burn my DVDs?

[sends a picture of the boxset clearly from an ad]