Deforest Voorsanger

Won’t you just… talk about plants and animals and stuff? Maybe like… park hygiene? Honestly, I have no idea what park rangers do. But I don’t see how they could not hire you. 

I mean i guess that makes sense. Park rangers do engage in a lot of conservation. I guess i’m just nervous that they wont hire me you know. Thanks though for your confidence it means a lot!

Great, congrats. Where did you want to do, anywhere you’re looking to cover? I hear Yosemite is something else.

I just want to be in the Parks. So Like a ranger would be good for me. Or something to that effect. But yea Yosemite would be cool, but honestly I would be happy with anywhere!

Hey, congrats little buddy.

Thank you! Now I just need to get past the interview.... which is a little stressful considering theres not a lot I can google for like.... sample park ranger interview questions. 

Wet floors with socks. I think after a while i could get used to the feeling whereas stepping on legos would always be painful. 

Party Sweater

-N.P.

[pm] Then stop being a warden. You’re looking for a new job. Or like, be a different warden. Protector of supernatural instead of protector of humans. Be who you want to be and no who you are told to be.

To convince them you need to come up with a plan, a budget, and a location. Then slap it in front of them and don’t take no for answer. Sometimes seducing someone helps.

You should stop by, he’d love to complain about life to some new ears.

[pm] I been trained to be a warden my whole life though. I just can’t. Stop Like my mother would disown me. I don’t think its that simple for everyone.

Ok. I can. I can do that. I think. But seducing someone? Wow. I uh. I don’t think that I’m cut out for that. But uh thank you for the suggestion. 

[pm] If you can’t find a job, have you tried creating one? Go to the Ashkent Council and propose a plan to gain funds for the preservation of a special section of the forest with some important wildlife or something. Or try the supernatural council, and try and get a job watching and protecting non-sentient supernatural creatures. Munch is happy to see me home. He said the housekeeper I hired was no good at opening paints. 

[pm] Thats actually... not a bad idea. I just don’t exactly know how any of that would look or liek how i could convince them. And I don’t know if i could do the second one.... I am a hurtful warden after all. Even if i’m a really bad one. 

I warned you. Sorry. 

Can I possibly be both?

[pm]  I haven’t even gone camping in years. Though, being one with nature sounds a little trippy. Do you have a close relationship with nature?

Brochidodromous! closely followed by Anacardiaceae 

[pm] Honestly, if I didn’t pay the bills with internet madness, I would just unplug my router and walk away. Go live in the woods and be friends with trees like the hermit I was born to be.

Uhhhhh I mean, do you even know what BDS no I’m not doing this Uhm… Google it? If you want, it’s not exactly decent. 

[Forest is curious and after a few moments googles the term]

[And then instantly snaps his laptop shut in embarassment]

[but then opens it back up again a few moments later to exit out of all the tabs]

[pm] Oh, it’s okay. You don’t need to get anx It’s going to be okay, Forest. I can protect myself, not sure what would’ve happened if you guys didn’t come when you did but, you know, I’m good.

Thanks, I like to try to keep on top of it. Can’t have murderers roaming the streets.

[pm] I know you can. I just don’t care for thinking about you handling everything her all by yourself again you know. But as you said everything is going to be ok so there is no need to worry. Stop worrying Forest.