Dennis loves his boyfriends, he really does, but there’s one thing that he can’t stand.
They’re trying to make him into a passenger princess
He can’t fucking stand it. He loves driving. Honestly, he’s been doing it since he was old enough to understand that a moving object could hurt if you drive it into someone
Growing up on the farm, he learned how to use the equipment early. Everyone did
It wasn’t unusual to see an eight-year-old whipping the mower around, and then one year later, they’re operating the tractor all by themselves
It was just the way things worked. It helped lighten the load on everyone else
Dennis absolutely loved being in control while driving. It put his mind at ease. He didn't need to focus that much as he drove; it's like he went into a trance sometimes, relying on muscle memory to drive around
Little does he know, the only reason why they’re doing this is that he gets road rage easily, and they’re afraid one day he's just gonna say ‘fuck it’ and crash into someone out of vengeance
They’re scared of his driving
Dennis thinks he’s an angel. This is not true