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one day i'll live in a little house with a little yard and i'll have native grasses and shrubs and a little garden and little solar panels on the roof and i'll write my little books and i'll make my little games and i'll have all my friends over for little parties and maybe it won't be much and maybe it won't be forever but it will matter

we need another conventionally attractive young man who is chronically weird online to commit a second publicly acclaimed politically motivated assassination so that we can finally achieve what until now was previously believed impossible: ethical true crime yaoi rpf

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers’ labour

You don’t understand, any time I take a nap without an alarm I think of this image now

If I saw this I would slam it into the ground at 100000 mph and watch it shatter into 10000000000000 pieces

Evil bitter person

i love saying "get off my dick" even though i don't have one

i don't have a dick but you're still determined to ride it