batty

Creepypasta titles are either like “The Watcher” or something like “Why You Should Never Take Your Girlfriend To The Basement Of An Abandoned Military Amusement Park In Wisconsin Between The Hours Of 5:00 PM And 11:00 PM”

saying from experience aren’t you

He definitely is

If you dont care about me please dont ever pretend you do

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..