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tbh idk what to write here. lj. 23. they/them. indie multi with ocs and canons. canons from: mass effect, baby driver, and marvel. just give me a chance.

#( lj. )#ya bitch made another multi but!!#this one will be better

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lmm-43

I’m such a “nah I got it” and suffer in silence type of person.

#( ar. )#( es. )#( jrh. )#( pp. )#( vh. )#( queue don't know me. )

sunnylalisa

#( ar. )#( es. )#( am. )#( jrh. )#( pp. )#( mrs. )#( mk. )#( queue don't know me. )

ursminor

thoughts flow

#( ck. )#( lrh. )#( queue don't know me. )

stydiaislove

#( mk. )#looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove this hoodie #( queue don't know me. )

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owldude

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

#( ar. )#( es. )#( lrh. )#( pp. )#( queue don't know me. )

roboco-san

helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

vintagevickyy

Who hurt you?

roboco-san

my father did you not read the post

#( am. )#( ar. )#( ck. )#( ds. )#( vh. )#( queue don't know me. )

bumbleshark

dont talk to me unless youre lgbt, a mild tacobell sauce packet, or the mummy ride from orlando studios florida,

#( lrh. )#me #( lj. )#( queue don't know me. )

jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea

#( ck. )#( ck friends: emmett. )#( sbc. )#( queue don't know me. )

rarerpmemes

❝ john mulaney / starter sentences.

here are some john mulaney starter sentences ! you know, the salt and pepper diner guy. feel free to change the pronouns to make these fit !

‘ you have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair. ‘ ‘ anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die; i can’t have them roaming around. ‘ ‘ i’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day i’ll die. ‘ ‘ i was once on the phone with blockbuster video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence. ‘ ‘ because bill clinton never forgets a bitch. ‘ ‘ in terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin. ‘ ‘ excuse me: i am homeless. i am gay. i have aids. i’m new in town. ‘ ‘ the more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time. ‘ ‘ i’ll book a ticket on some garbage airline. i don’t wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it delta airlines. ‘ ‘ i was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table. ‘ ‘ i have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting. ‘ ‘ why do people shush animals? they’ve never spoken. ‘ ‘ comfort is everything. you start doing something and you want it to be perfect right away, but most babies are born ugly and then they shake it out and you get beautiful toddlers. ‘ ‘ i’m a very lucky person. i’m an idiot, and i’ve shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so i don’t feel like i deserve good treatment. ‘ ‘ i always thought that quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be. ‘ ‘ one thing that the character mickey mouse is lacking is any personality traits whatsoever. ‘ ‘ you can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term. ‘ ‘ you can’t always see both sides of the story. eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. no more equivocating. you have to commit. ‘

#( meme tag. )#( queue don't know me. )

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soupsnakessss

#( lrh friends: jared. )#( ar friends: millie. )#( jrh ship: jared. )#( queue don't know me. )

radiation-baby

#( ar. )#( ck. )#( es. )#( mrs. )#( pp. )#( queue don't know me. )

marveladdicts

tag yourself

#( ar. )#same #( queue don't know me. )

starslung‌:

“woah, hey – !” catching a fainting god definitely wasn’t on finn’s list of things to do today, but that doesn’t seem to matter much to margo. he supports them around the waist as best he can, trying to limp them over to a couch. “uh – i don’t really know the protocol here. i shouldn’t call anyone, right?”

they’re barely awake by the time they get to the couch and they quickly shake his head at his words, bending down and putting their head between their knees. “don’t freak out,” they say before gagging and spitting up three AA batteries.

#starslung #( r: mrs. )#vomit mention //#i mean...... kind of #( queue don't know me. )

jesseruthersford

Visit Original Link

The Neighbourhood // Sweater Weather (Acoustic)

#( music tag. )#starslung #( queue don't know me. )

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me: i wanna make new friends and follow more people me, every time someone new follows me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#( lj. )#this blog is lowkey my shitposting blog i complain a lot here lmfao #i've been on john a lot but i'm trying to be active-r here #john is @atethrough

( @starslung )

“do you hear yourself when you speak sometimes?”

#starslung #( st: ar. )

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