weird fandom-assosciated posts, I hardley know her!

i could drop crazy lore about johnathan darksouls on main and no one even knows

As my lord you are free to do as you please with mine lore. I trust thee! I am Johnathan Darksouls

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

@wormsmybeloved

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

I would too ngl

this is good shit

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿

@wellmaybetheresworms

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

.... is one of those guys Blade?

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back