The Name’s Dread, Existential Dread

I had a dream that I bumped into Jerma and he somehow agreed to help put up a shelf in my house. He was rly struggling and at one point he got so frustrated he was like “THAT’S IT!” And took his shirt off only to reveal the same shirt underneath.. and he just kept doing that for a while

Naming a cat ‘Tiddles’ is like asking god to bestow the soul of a demon unto the cat

Wearing funky dangly earrings in public is all fun and games until I’ve gotta take them off so I can run like a drunk girl taking off her heels so she can stumble home

I want a pill organisation box but each box is a little bed that I can tuck my antidepressants into with a lil blanket and give them a little goodnight kiss

Adding sugar to my tea just to feel something

The Apple that fell on Newton’s head must be sooo famous in Apple Heaven

“Everyone only cares about themselves” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person cares about everyone else. Selfish Georg, who lives in a cave and only cares about himself x1000, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love when cats sit in chairs. Like yes! you’re using it for it’s intended purpose! ur so funny