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shark vs the universe
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Product Placement
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Today's Document
art blog(derogatory)
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Not today Justin
DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Kaledo Art
Origami Around
occasionally subtle
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Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually
Good point. We should jerk off and *throws dart* eat some pork bao. Or if you're vegetarian we could *spins comically sized wheel* eat some samosas. What's truly important is we have to jerk off. Together.
You just don't get this on other sites
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oh my fucking god
You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell
i can’t stop thinking about the time my roommate and i asked our insanely ripped neighbor brian who wore flip flops year round and sunglasses on the back of his head for help with carrying a solid wood dresser up to our apartment. he wanted to get his son who was home from college to come help too so he takes out his phone and goes, “siri, call christian christianson” and turns speaker phone on while we stand there sort of stunned by the name and after a few rings cc answers, “what the hell do you want” and brian just hangs up without responding and is all, “kids, am i right” then carries the dresser up four flights of stairs pretty much by himself. we offered him a six pack of rainier as thanks which he immediately opened in our kitchen and downed 2/6 beers in 10 mins while telling us about his 1989 dodge ram 1500 he was trying to get his son to restore with him to no avail. really nice guy. we never saw his son before he went back to school but any time i ask my roommate for help with lifting stuff or reaching something he says, “siri, call christian christianson” and we reminisce about brian and his truck.
not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore
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they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet
every wikipedia editor in america right now
Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.
Columbo: i know ya very busy with ya task force I’ll get outta ya hair...
*starts to walk away*
*stops*
*turns around*
Columbo: oh just one more thing! Just one more thing Mr.Yagami and I’ll be on my way! See it’s the weirdest thing ya know... the otha day I noticed something and it got me wonderin’...
*eyes turn red*
Columbo: Mr. Yagami, why exactly is it that I don’t see any numbuhs above ya head?
YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME
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The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
[ID: the banner of tumblr’s old webpage. It uses a little earth emoji as a period and says “The Earth. The only planet worth giving a hoot about.” Tabs are visible in the upper corner. One is tumblr, while the other reads “How do I take a sc-“ end ID].
Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville
My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe
the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour
today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.
remember everyone...
thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed
thursday warning: thursday has arrived
HE'S REACHING FOR HIS HONESTY AND KIND NATURE
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me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.
me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people
love the use of adverbs in this
