SENTENCE MEME ⟶ WOLF 359 / 01 - Succulent Rat-Killing Tar & 02 - Little Revolución.
always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
‘just another happy, sunny day out here.’
‘i understand that as an artificial intelligence, it’s difficult to remember that human beings can’t function at 400 below zero.’
‘that’s fine, everyone makes mistakes.’
‘if she could stop talking about my ‘fragile, carbon-based uncomfortably liquid body’ it would be a great advancement for human-AI relations.’
‘you accidentally knock over one vat of acid and accidentally burn a hole in the hull and suddenly you’re–– well, yeah.’
‘i get it, cigarettes are contraband.’
‘the people here have serious trust issues.’
‘i gotta stay sharp about where i leave these things.’
‘eat your heart out, you succulent rat-killing tar.’
‘let’s see if we can actually get some work done, shall we?’
‘yesterday we spent a very relaxing three hours listening to absolute silence.’
‘is anybody out there? does anybody copy?’
‘i’m back, and i have coffee!’
‘there were some pretty weird noises coming from inside, even for him.’
‘we still do things by the book.’
‘glad we understand each other.’
‘i’m so glad your shrivelled husk of a dictator’s heart is as warm as a decompression chamber.’
‘let’s have this be a just the two of us, totally secret, never tell anybody thing.’
‘only use them as a source of amusement if you are reaaaaaaaaaally bored.’
‘failing to remain calm could result in your grisly death, so whatever you do–– do /not/ panic.’
‘if you want to avoid dying painfully, alone in the cold darkness of space gasping desperately as freezing oblivion silences your pathetic hopes and dreams, then… /relax/.’
‘remain positive at all times.’
‘when you’re smiling, the whole world smiles with you. but when you’re crying, you’re in violation of morale codes and should report to your superior officer for disciplinary action.’
‘is there a tip about what to do if we’re blowing up?’
‘that was rather a loud explosion.’
‘is anything around you on fire?’
‘i guess we’ve gotta break into his lab and make sure he doesn’t die.’
‘don’t you dare do that!’
‘of all the odds, it just happens to run into us.’
‘classical music sounds very angry with me.’
‘operation ‘find cooler names for the operation’ is still in its opening stages.’
‘you insubordinate hyena!’
‘this is outrageous, even by your low standards.’
‘how do you even expect to get away with––’
‘everyone seems to be saying all kinds of weird things tonight.’
‘i have little to no idea what you’re talking about.’
‘i guess i did do that. isn’t that funny?’
‘nothing here is premeditated. the very suggestion that i would meditate anything–– i mean, it’s laughable!’
‘this is beyond hair-brained.’
‘hostage is such an ugly word.’
‘you should know that i’m not above doing something stupid.’
‘please keep your hands and feet to yourself.’
‘i ought to throw you in the brig for insubordination.’
‘you’re blowing this way out of proportion.’
‘i’m lucky if i don’t get first degree chemical burns when i shower.’
‘i’m not sure how cold it is, but my water supply froze half an hour ago so i’m gonna go with… cold.’
‘and you’re /sure/ it’ll knock him out?’
‘very fast, very effective–– like sandman, but more trichlorethelyne.’
‘i’m just gonna go ahead and assume that’s a good thing.’
‘but /could there/ be pain? could we use a gas that causes him a little pain first and /then/ knocks him out?’
‘i think i might just be happier not knowing where the rest of that conversation goes.’
‘the joke’s on them! i’ve got a gas mask i’m mostly sure works!’
‘i think i’m starting to lose it.’
‘just because i’m cracking up doesn’t mean i’m cracking!’
‘you don’t scare me, alarm noise from hell!’
‘you couldn’t shut me off if you wanted to.’
‘i’m here to discuss the terms of your surrender.’
‘you haven’t slept in over a day.’
‘i’m not going to cave until i’ve vindicated my beliefs.’
‘she’ll work something out.’
‘when in doubt, whip it out! ‘it’ being hydrochloric acid.’
‘this little revolución is over.’
‘i guess there’s not too much to be gained by saying how sorry i am?’
