Welcome to my Trash Stash

the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.

@stardustsiffrin spider rocky EVOLVED

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

tumblr is the funniest social media bc when you get a follower on tumblr your reaction isnt "oh cool a follower" its "wtf someone followed me¿¿ 🤨 sus... time for a background check"

ao3 is an awesome website for people who love "open in new tab"

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring