professional procrastinator

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

ughh i hate trans men because they’re men! never mind that i treat them completely differently to cis men or that i casually infantilize them and insult them using specifically very stereotypically gendered insults like bitch or cunt. sigh, men ammiright

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

happy pride month to this post specifically

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unless you want to teach small kids about a laundry list of sex acts, they're not going to even recognise many acts of CSA as sexual in nature. instead, we need to have children who are raised with an expectation of bodily autonomy and who feel comfortable complaining when they're made or asked to do things they don't feel comfortable with. we need children to have the expectation that those complaints will be taken seriously and that they'll receive backup to make sure situations like that don't continue. if their desires for bodily autonomy are consistently ignored, how can we expect them to speak out when something confusing and uncomfortable happens with their parent, cousin, or babysitter? we've already taught them that what they feel comfortable with doesn't matter

”aaugh free the nipple was CLEARLY started by MEN so they could see more tits” GET OUT OF THE CAVE!!! GET OUT OF THE CAVE RN!!!!

- Plato, 375 BC

Hey, full offense, but if you're a white, passing, able bodied trans man who has enough access to financial and medical resources to transition medically, and you make an effort to talk over trans men who aren't as privileged as you when they say they don't benefit from the patriarchy, you need to pull your head out of your ass long enough to notice that the world doesn't revolve around you.

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad

had someone comment misunderstanding the post. to clarify, im not "ashamed" or "embarrassed" about being politically radical, its just that my political beliefs of universal healthcare for all, basic needs not costing anything, and even my beliefs that would be considered radical among other leftists like landback and reperations (not a coincidence that these are things that directly benefit poc but thats another discussion) dont really feel that radical given that the alt right wants to commit literal genocide on everyone who isnt cishet white abled and christian and believe that black people and women shouldnt have the right to vote. like i dont mind being considered a radical leftist but compared to the radical alt right none of my politics feel particularly radical. though that could also be because theyre my beliefs and im sure the alt right doesn't consider the shit theyre doing to be radical either

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

i’ll say stuff like this casually and people think i’m kidding and then i talk about antifatness as antiBlackness and the age of ozempic and they act confused lol

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