Cumming Attractions!

Review:

Gwy_ther https://onlyfans.com/gwy_ther

Content at time of review: Pics 1465 Vids 418

A massively titted, thick, bbw MILF of terrific proportions. Glasses, cleavage, sense of humor and a cute smile make this girl the kind that you'll want to pay attention to.

The most obvious things about her are right up front. They are massive. The kinds of tits that could destroy a dick and leave a man unconcerned with the post nut clarity. You want to see them and she wants to show them. She displays them wonderfully and fully here. A large library of content should keep you busy on any down time. Lots of bouncing and squeezing and my favorite of course is the sucking of her own nips. You'll get full nudes and ass and pussy pics and vids. Some solo stuff in the shower and the soft stuff. Lots of simulated stuff with dildos. Riding and sucking included. Surprisingly you also get BG content. Bj and full fuck vids with cumshots and shorter ones without. You also get a good amount of dirty talk in what I'm guessing is a Midwestern accent. That's just my guess because I think those are Midwest corn fed titties. Oh, I almost forgot the milk. She shows a little every now and then and it really is something enticing to see it dripping all over those enormous breasts.

She doesn't post frequently or on a strict schedule. You'll go a few days without anything new. She will make up for it by posting more than once in a day usually when she does though. It gets a little repetitive as you might imagine. There's lots of things to do with titties but how much different content can you make with them? Never got a response to messages so I wouldn't bother with that. You're not getting the internet gf experience from this girl of that's what you're after. There's also no one else sucking on those monsters which I would have liked to see. Can't win them all I guess.

There isn't much negative in my experience. Cute girl with big tits likes to play with them and likes to be watched doing it. Who can complain about that?And it's at a reasonable price. In fact I enjoyed it so much I went back for a second round. I have to say that my recommendation is a YES. A hearty more than two handfuls and mouthful YES!

I thought for Mother's day that I could review some MILF's. Is there anyone that doesn't appreciate a good naughty mommy? There is just something about the experience that they represent. Not to mention the soft, supple curves and the jiggle during the pounding. On to the review before I get distracted by MILFy thoughts (THOTS?).

Review:

Bunibun https://onlyfans.com/bunibunxo

Content at time of review: Pics 523 Vids 216

First up is Bunibun. A thick, pale, enticing woman with a sweet wholesome look about her and a voice that engorges me as soon as she utter a dirty word.

Tbis woman checks almost every box for things I like. Cute? Check. Curvy? Check. Dirty talk? Check. Nearly perfect tits with amazing pink nips? Double check. She has a decent amount of pics and vids. It's more her than you'll find in one place anywhere else. She shows tits, ass, pussy, full nudity, plenty of that perfectly plump ass bouncing and shaking, solo vids and short dancing vids. Nothing too long and not really very long at all. She responded to messages so that's a plus. There's no rambling on and on about her personal life or demanding or begging for money. I didn't realize how much of that some girls do on OF. It's a place of business a d she treats it that way.

She did not post much new content in my time there and that was disappointing. A new picture or gif every few days. Generally a focus on her ass which I can guess is a big draw for her. I believe some of the posts were old pics just being posted on OF for the first time.

What got her reviewed for this weekend is her abundance of mommy themed videos elsewhere. I found her on Manyvids where she won MILF of the year 2023. Listening to her talk dirty in her roleplays and call herself mommy was wrong and filthy in the all the right ways. However, it just doesn't translate over to her OF. That's why I sadly have to say NO. If you're a hardcore fan you might enjoy it. Suggestion from me? Find her vids, they're awesome. Just not her OF.

So we'll end our weekend with a review of a natural redhead that definitely looks to be of Irish descent. Sounds completely American though.

Review:

Lil_purrmaid https://onlyfans.com/lil_purrmaid

A cute redhead with self described 'fat, juicy tits'. This girl looks good in whatever she's wearing and better when she's not wearing it. Funny enough to keep messages interesting and an actual personality other than just being naked or fucking herself for money.

Content at time of review: pics 621 vids 41

Miss Lil_purrmaid is a cam girl with a few years of history making content. She's not new and trying to figure this thing out. She knows what her audience likes and she gives it. Responds to messages and gives helpful answers. I specifically asked if she had any content I would like based on my preferences and she accurately made suggestions. Her library of content is not massive but it's nothing to scoff at. Dirty talk from this woman is terrific. She is pretty good at arousing you more than just her body. Not that any more effort is needed once you see it. In my time subscribed she was at the end of a pregnancy, gave birth and had a sale of Manyvids videos on her OF. It was a great deal and I took the opportunity to get in on some other ppv as well. Topless, ass, pussy and full nude pics posted frequently. Videos not as frequently. The are there though. Short clips and longer ones. Long enough to do the job. Asks what her subs want sometimes and delivers the content they like. She also doesn't bombard you with ppv and spam messages. I always appreciate that.

Now she disappeared temporarily for birth and all that's involved in that so we can't hold against her. It's not a daily posting schedule which is a point against her, but it's not really a concern. For most of her posted videos I don't believe she says much which might be a negative based on your preferences.

It's difficult to find anything to put in the cons here. This one is just enjoyable. She plays with those nearly perfect tits in her content the way you would want to see, takes sexy selfies, answers questions and makes responses to you that show she actually paid attention to the message. I have no complaints here. This was genuinely the most satisfying OF sub I've had since I started this. So check this girl out and remember to respectful. She a real person and now she's a MILF. And if you're into pregnancy content she had some of that going on too! Now go beat it to your pervert hearts content and celebrate the Irish the best way we know how. By spilling some fluids all over yourself for them

Review:

Nicolebun https://onlyfans.com/nicolebun

Does this one even need the introduction? I think most people know who this is. A big tiddy reddit girl famous for being exactly that. You can't fault me for the red here. She's a redhead more often than not. Big soft, squish, pale titties with amazing pink ghost nips and more ass than I think I realized before my subscription.

Content at time of review: pics 670 vids 129

Where do I even start? Amazingly lovely tits. Big, round, bouncy, soft, squishy, heavenly tits tipped with those nearly perfect nipples and areolas that make you just want to gently put your lips around them and suck gently and manhandle roughly. I am hard pressed to find other tits that compare to this. Her pics are of the same ilk as her reddit posts. Her vids to for the most part. You do get some longer ones if you dig. I believe they may even be the ones from her manyvids. In the 9 to 18 minute range. Good for killing some time and exhausting and arm if you you're up for it. You also got to hear her voice which I never had aside from some moaning in her reddit stuff. A good time if tits on a large scale are your thing.

What you get here is mostly paid reddit posts. She still wears the masks in every pic and vid. There was no response to messages and in my time subscribed she only posted once. That was a valentines day set. Nice as it was I would like more posts in a 30 day period. I feel like you can see most of this a Google search for nothing but the time it takes. She is hot when it comes to unbelievable curves, just not very active or interactive.

Shes got two very big things going for her. Aside from those obvious things though there's not much else here you can't find on reddit or Twitter. It's not a bad way to get a look at some longer videos of her. I enjoyed those a lot. It's a real treat to see her suck on those tits. Working the nipple with her tongue and tugging on it. Had me going crazy. Her absence from the site is disappointing and its really just paying for what you can get elsewhere. Save your $12.

I had this idea that for St. Patrick's day I would review some big titty gingers. I am a week late because I was being lazy. Now let me defend myself because I may catch some flak for these redheads. That's because they aren't all naturally red. They were red when I first saw them. I was horny when I first saw this one so that technically counts as being impaired. I subbed and here we are. Lets get this thing going.

Review:

Madison Larra https://onlyfans.com/me_larra

A Greek girl with massive tits and thicc like a meaty treat. She lacks natural red hair if you care. She is the proud owner of some large areola and I am a fan. I dare say you will be too.

Content at time of review: 2,171 pics 276 vids

This girl posts pretty much daily. Almost every post is at leat topless. She posts ass, pussy, full body nudity and solo and b/g vids. There's plenty there already and her content library only gets bigger. Her messages often contain other topless pics and small teaser clips of the video she's offering as ppv. There are full live show streams from her cam time in the videos and some are b/g.

As far as the negatives go I don't have much to say. No response to messages. I think that might be it. Some of the posts get repetitive, the messages as well. That's to be expected though. There's only so much you can do with one person.

I had a good time with this subscription. Overall no complaints. For $12 you could do a lot worse. The thiccness with those tits and those oversized, sexy ass areolas do it for me. There's a lot of content here for the price and more coming regularly. If you're beatin' on a budget this girl is one you'll appreciate.

In my previous review I covered a group of women creating content together in a sort of corporate machine of amateur style porn. Today I want to introduce you to Heaven. She is the woman of that group that retired from the industry and seemingly got married. Her OF profile is gone and the twitter account associated with that circle of creators. There are some older profiles still up but not active. She is sexy as hell in my opinion and had just about the most content of any of the girls in the group. I don't know anything for sure about her life but I have pieced together some small things here and there. If you have a few minutes to read about it I'll get into it.

From what I can tell she started doing solo material years ago. There are older pics I've cum across from when she was looking younger. At some point she fell in with that group which seems to be headed up by Brittanya. It looks like more content was produced at a higher rate and she got into some more haedcore material. Good for the customer and the bank account their dollars go to. You can tell however that there were timed she wasn't into it. She's laying there uninterested and with no reaction while she's got some dick shoved in her. Sucking a cock that can't even get hard and she just keeps going because that's what pays the bills. It's been pointed out that in some scenes she has a glazed over look as if she's spaced out or in some other state of mind. Obviously not the kind that's focused on the task at hand, mouth, or other orifice.

Once I realized that it didn't take much to see the same in the other girls of the stable. The male talent seemed to just shove their dicks toward the women and they just went through the motions. It was saddest looking with Heaven though. I couldn't even get off to those videos or pictures because it was so sad looking. The general theory is that there is one lead girl that helps bring new women into the fold and then the group behind the content basically gets everything they can out of the girls. From what I've seen it's like over farming the land. You'll get a lot out now and later you'll be getting the runty sad results of working it too hard. The blame goes on the girls too. They chose to take that path and not hit the brakes when it was time.

This one in particular got away from it when she felt she was done I presume. The internet however is never done with you. Her stuff is still sitting out there somewhere. One day she'll have to deal with the reprocussions of that. And how does her new husband feel? I assume he knows his wife was at one time drunk or high and just getting railed or having limp cock rubbed all over her face and down her throat for a few bucks. All of this is just my opinion and everyone can form their own. If you know the resources you look into this and see what you think.

This isn't going to follow the format of a normal review because this isn't exactly a normal review.

Pros: These women have a combined library of hundreds maybe thousands of pics and vids. They shoot content together and it consists of solo, g/g and b/g. There are also threesomes, public nudity, blowjob, anal and all the classic porn tropes. So if you're looking for it one of them has probably done it. They post daily. Multiple times a day in fact. They are for the most part attractive women. I have my preferences on what order they are most to least appealing of course. They are all however good looking in one way or another. So if you enjoy one you're not forced to deal with her having a video with some woman you don't want look at. Oh, and messages get responses fairly fast.

The cons: They post daily and send you ppv dm's daily as well. Lots of the posts are recycled from one profile to another so it's not unusual to see the same pics posted 4 or 5 times in a week. Those ppv's are also recycled. If one profile sends you a video another one will soon follow selling the same thing. And every video is $20 no matter the content or length. Unless it's one of the $3.99 ones that comes with a formulaic dm stating how they're trying to break some record for selling vids. The responses to the messages are probably not these girls. My guess is it's one of the male performers from the videos just trying to keep you hooked. Now for the last little bit, there's actually more profiles for these girls. I don't know how many there really are but there were about 8 that I found. They had their individual profiles and then some that featured two of them together and some of other girls that had less content presumably because the girl was less popular. And then there was Heaven.

Recommendation: NO. They are good looking as you can see for yourself. That doesn't matter though when you can't get past the lack of immersion into a fantasy. And isn't that why we go there? These women are a smut factory and they don't try to hide it very hard. They do whatever they can to entice you and separate you from your money. They look tired and sometimes uninterested in what they are doing. It kills a boner to see that. You want to take a look for yourself? Be my guest. Here's the link for the hottest of the ones still posting.

Review:

DivineStorm https://onlyfans.com/divinestormx

A short redhead with blue eyes, fake tits, pink nips and full lips shaped to looked pouty and useful.

Content at time of review: 1167 pics 262 vids

Originally I spotted this girl under the name Star Storm and that's what I went searching for. I came across this DivineStorm and realized it was the same girl. In my time subbed to her there were no ppv messages or anything pushy. Her library of content was nice and she had a lot full length solo vids that were 4 minutes or longer and a few short hardcore vids (bg) that were 3 minutes or less. Not all of them had audio so that was a negative. Her pics are awesome and she puts that tongue of hers front and center of quite a few pics. She also mentions on some of her posts that she has JOI vids and a few other things that are available upon request as ppv materials. She doesn't force the issue though and it's only $10 a month for a round, pale jiggly bootie connected to a sexy ass set of tits and sweet yet sinful face.

In my 30 days there she never posted anything new. She never responded to any messages and I never caught or even heard of a stream. There's a few pics with the ahego face and I just don't see the appeal. I think that's about all I have on this so...

Review:

SlimExoticaPussy https://onlyfans.com/exoticaxxx

A fucking hot as hell black girl with curves that will make you drool and an erotic look that is enticing every time you take a look. Came across her pics randomly and later found out she had an OF so I wasted no time at all checking this one out.

Content at time of review: 2595 pics 812 vids

Not the biggest library of content I've seen but not bad either. You get pics and vids on the feed and a fair amount of them are topless. There's definitely some ass shaking and a few little teasers of hardcore action. I was very satisfied with the nudes I saw here. Her body lived up to what I was hoping and she is amazing looking from every angle she shows. You get these Shor clips of her sucking and riding and various other things, solo stuff etc.

Now the bad part is that the best stuff is behind that damn pay wall. There was never any response to a message and you will get pm's all the time about getting the good videos. I didn't purchase any because I wasn't interested enough. $9.99 a month for what she's showing was a little pricey for me considering you can just look at her twitter or Google her name and come up with nudes to beat it to. I had high hopes for this one after realizing she had an OF. Sadly it did not live up to the expectations. I wouldn't spend another dollar on this one.

Review:

Ginger ASMR https://onlyfans.com/gingerasmr

A thin, well built redhead with fake yet nicely done tits, well rounded ass and nice lips. A YouTube ASMR girl.

Content at time of review: pics 1182 vids 187

Now this was originally going to be 2 separate reviews because she had 2 separate OF pages when I first subbed. During my time there however she announced that she would be closing one page down and continuing with only the other. Let's see how that affects the value of her content.

I have no interest in ASMR and I didn't know what it was beyond some weird type of porn to fap to for certain people. I was introduced to it by someone sharing links to YouTubers and their corresponding OF pages. There were a few to choose from and Ginger here the one I went with because she had 2 separate pages. Each one was focused on a different type of content. One was erotic ASMR with just herself and the other was focused on the use of dildos and fucking machines but still ASMR. She has a massive library of content. By looking through it you can see her progression into the more sexual content. Early on you get videos that are more teasing than anything. Sexy try ons, hand bra, pasties under lingerie and things of that sort. Then in more recent videos there are simulated blowjobs, full nudity, fingering, dildo fucking and riding, fuck machines and anal. It's to see the advancement of the love of money and the loss of inhibitions. She has fake tits but they are nicely done and don't look like bolted on balloons. Her body isn't the curviest one ever but everything has a nice roundness to it. She's fit for those of you that enjoy that. A soothing voice and strange enough even a sexy whisper that she manages to maintain during so many videos help relax you. She's interactive and responded to her messages at a decent pace considering her popularity on the platform. Doesn't spam your inbox with bullshit and her ppv stuff was well worth the price. $3 for a 16 topless/nude vid? Never made an easier choice.

The downside? Well I don't have an interest in ASMR. some of it was downright irritating. There's so much content that you'll be hard pressed to find the thing that satisfies you. Outside of that I really can't think of any negatives.

Review:

MoreofMariah https://onlyfans.com/moreofmariah

A PAWG that claims to be in the top .3% of OF creators. Big booty white girl with nice tits, brunette usually with a blonde streak and big lips.

Content at time of review: 604 pics 21 vids

I saw a pic of this girl completely randomly while researching another creator and I wanted to see what she was about. After some help identifying her I found her page and subscribed. There is no doubt that an ass like that is worth some looking into. It is nice and her shape is killer. Those lips look like the kind of thing you imagine give the perfect blow job and she has some pretty eyes. Her feed content isn't bad but it's not winning any awards either. There are topless pics and some nudes. Nothing impressive.

There was no response to any messages and her stuff seems kind of cookie cutter. She hardly puts any effort into the content from what I can tell and her PPV is severely over priced. Too many people have pumped up her ego. 3 minutes for $25? That's a hard pass. Simply put this is NO.

I don't know how she can be in the top .3%. Maybe she was once and now she brags about like it was the peak of her career doing nudes. This one is not worth it.