this was made using dialogue from the first six movies.   trigger warning for mentions of violence, murder, animal death, gore, drug usage, incest , ableist and misogynistic language, nsfw themes, and everyone just generally being assholes.   feel free to edit these as you please.

 “ i heard you, but it don’t mean much. ”

 “ a dog will hunt. ”

 “ you’re so dead you don’t even know it. ”

 “ what kinda sick shit is this? ”

 “ oh, you just hush. ”

 “ i promise you, you and i are gonna have some fun. ”

 “ what if i were to turn you loose, what would you give me? ”

 “ don’t call me darling, dammit. ”

 “ no, please! no! ”

 “ that was for your own good. ”

 “ do you think all i wanna do is kill you? ”

 “ back up, pig fucker! ”

 “ i’m starting to think you like wasting my time. ”

 “ if that’s what you want, it’s up to you. ”

 “ i wonder whose tongue this is? ”

 “ what are you doing to yourself? ”

 “ today i’m gonna use my tongue in ways the lord never intended. ”

 “ you’re just trying to scare me into leaving. ”

 “ they take the head and they boil it, except for the tongue. ”

 “ how mad at me are you? ”

 “ you don’t need to be walking these roads alone at night. you should get in. ”

 “ stop, you’re scaring me. ”

 “ no talking until after i say grace, asshole. ”

 “ i’m gonna ask you nicely one more time. ”

 “ yeah, you gotta watch it getting into cars with strangers these days. ”

 “ people shouldn’t kill animals for food. ”

 “ you have to get out of here. ”

 “ oh my god, i’m way too stoned for this. ”

 “ it’s easier to resist at the beginning than the end. ”

 “ man, it’s hot in here. ”

 “ please stop your damn bellyaching. ”

 “ i smell bullshit. ”

 “ you’re gonna get killed doing that. ”

 “ you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. ”

 “ i think you’re chasing the wrong tail, buddy. ”

 “ i’ve got a perfect willingness to die. ”

“ you stay away from me, you fucking animal! ”

 “ there’s more work to be done, lets get it over with. ”

 “ you know why i’m here. ”

 “ get your sweet little ass back in the dirt until i say otherwise. ”

 “ look at me, i’m not a dope smuggler. ”

 “ you can’t get cancer from not having sex. ”

 “ i hate when this happens. ”

 “ guess i’m falling apart on you, honey. ”

 “ do you fuck all of your cousins or just the ones you find attractive? ”

 “ that was beautiful form. ”

 “ son of a bitch smells just like a slaughterhouse. ”

 “ the only thing you’re gonna catch in this water is disease. ”

 “ oh, he’s weird looking. ”

 “ what’re the chances of a brainless bitch like you knowing how to use that thing, huh? ”

 “ hey, what the shit? ”

“ it’s too much, i’m gonna be sick. ”

 “ where you headed, man? ”

 “ are you ashamed of your country? ”

 “ what are you afraid of, that they might try to fuck you? ”

 “ hell’s exactly what they raised. ”

 “ there’s roadkill all over texas. ” 

 “ fine, i lied, but it’s not my fault they were stupid enough to believe it. ”

 “ i guess that’s what brains look like. kind of like lasagna. ”

 “ keep your voice down. ”  

 “ what you do is your own business. ”

 “ boy are you dumb. 

 “ well, first i’m gonna kill you. it ain’t no fucking biggie. ”

 “ your little ass is gonna be in big trouble. ”

 “ how’d you get stuck way out here? ”

 “ i did it for us. ”

 “ are you afraid of a little blood? ”

 “ you beautiful bastard, you. ”

 “ i just thought of something so cool, what if we got into a wreck, and we crashed into the car in front of us and we all died. they could write a song about it. ”

 “ they live off fear, they thrive on it. ”

 “ the saw is family. ”

 “ you wouldn’t lie to me, would you? ”

 “ well lookie here, we’ve got ourselves a killer. ”

 “ you’ve never had a date in your life you’re so ugly. ”

 “ how often do girls blow their heads off in this shit hole town? ”

 “ that was so not cool. ”

 “ i have a question for you. ”

 “ you’re not scared, you don’t know shit about being scared. not yet. ”

 “ you better rocket, cowboy. ”

 “ promise you won’t hurt me. ”

 “ on a list of bad ideas, that one is way up there. ”

 “ i’m sorry, but we’re all gonna die. ”

“ you just keep sweet talking me, dumpling. ”

 “ that gun’s no good. ”

 “ you think i give a god damn what happens to you? ”

 “ you can’t do it alone. ”

 “ put down the weapon, don’t be stupid. ”

 “ there could be dead people buried all around us and we would never know. ”

 “ you really think you’re something in that outfit, don’t you? ”

 “ it is my fault. ”

“ there comes a time when every boy becomes a man. ”

 “ come on and take a sip, you gotta have something to build up your strength. ”

 “ i’ve got a mind to slit your damn throat. ”

 “ i like that skin of yours. ”

 “ after the glory, here comes the shame. ”

 “ the old way, with the sledgehammer, see that was better, they died better that way. ”

 “ that’s it. don’t call me dumb. ”

 “ i’ll tuck you in special every night. ”

 “ this is bullshit, i have rights. ”

 “ quiet! you act like a pack of hounds. ”

 “ how are you an expert on the dumbest shit? ”

 “ you figure it out, it’s your life. welcome to the real world. ”

 “ i don’t want to fight anymore. ”

 “ what if they’re a murderer and they want us to follow them? ”

 “ ladies love a man in uniform. ”

 “ you got one choice, sex or the saw? ”

 “ i oughta blow your fucking brains out right now. ”

 “ get back in there! get your ass back in there. ”

 “ you think this is a party? ”

 “ i’ve never seen anybody die before. ”

 “ basically if you’re buried right your skin turns into poison crisco. ”

 “ i think you have a beautiful voice. ”

 “ please, you can make them stop. ”

 “ you blasphemous bitch! ”

 “ he’s a really bad man. ”

“ what’s it gonna be,  you gonna be the motherfucker who eats, or are you gonna be the poor sorry motherfucker who gets ate? “

 “ this is your lucky day. ”

 “ how about giving me a hand, asshole? ”

 “ i just wanna go home, okay? ”

 “ turned traitor for a piece of tail. ”

 “ i had to do it. i used you. ”

 “ can you believe we didn’t know each other yesterday? ”

 “ you shut your cock sucker, you son of a bitch. ”

“ you’re a lot tougher than i thought. ”

 “ i told you, i’m a bitch. ”

 “ are there people in those bags? ”

 “ if you get too hot, you can always take your clothes off. ”

 “ you’re gonna get in my way. ”

 “ i’m sorry, sweetie, i got a big mouth. ”

 “ you expect me to do this by myself? ”

 “ you can’t make me go back there. ”

 “ i ain’t finished with you yet. ”

 “ you just figure out how to do it and do it. ”

 “ they just get dumber and dumber, don’t they? ”

 “ i should have listened to my old man and went into real estate. ”

 “ please, don’t let them kill me. ”

 “ you like this face? ”

 “ what the fuck is wrong with you people? ”

 “ get that thing off my cutting board. ”

 “ i ain’t got no fear left. ”

 “ you’re embarrassing me in front of company. ”

 “ i always get yanked into this shit. ”

 “ shut up, you bitch hog. ”

 “ okay, could you relax, because you’re not helping. ”

 “ you brought this all on yourself. ”

 “ try to speak plain, it saves time. “

 “ i really wish you would call me ____. ”

 “ do i have to do every damn thing around here? ”

 “ how bad is it? i can’t feel it. ”

 “ do you mean talk or dance around the real subject with chit-chat? ”

 “ you don’t understand nothing. ”

 “ we’re on our own now. ”

 “ excuse me, you mind getting the fuck out of my way? ”

 “ we’re not even having fun yet. ”

 “ could be worse, at least we’re not as bad off as those people in the body pit. ”

 “ i just can’t take no pleasure in killing. ”

 “ you’re all gonna pay for your sins. especially you. ”

 “ i believe you, i might be the only believer you’ve got. ”

 “ just some things you gotta do. don’t mean you gotta like it. ”

 “ hard ass, me? maybe a semi hard ass but i’ve got a soft heart. ”

 “ i’ll take you back to hell. ”

BLOOD  on  a  marble  wall ,  i  like  the  way  they  all  S C R E A M .

A set of angsty starters.

Change pronouns/wording as needed.

“They’ll hate you for this.”

“You’re making all the wrong choices.”

“I can’t save you from yourself.”

“You have to want to make the right choices.”

“This is helping no one!”

“You’re breaking my heart….”

“How could you do this?!”

“I didn’t mean for it to turn out like this!”

“You have to believe me!”

“Please! Help me!”

“You’ve doomed us all!”

“You’re…abandoning us?”

“Get out of here!”

“We don’t want you.”

“Never show your face around here again.”

“How dare you?!”

“You’re just going to save yourself and leave everyone else?”

“You hurt me.”

“I’m trying to help!”

“You need to help yourself.”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“Why are you running away from everything?”

“I can’t trust you.”

“Why don’t you trust me?”

“Do you like hurting me?”

“I can’t let you do this.”

“You’ll be seen as a monster if you do this.”

“Do the ends justify the means?”

“Are you okay with losing your heart along the way?”

“I don’t think it’s worth the risk.”

“Please, just go!”

“I’ll be fine. Keep going.”

“I didn’t betray you!”

“Don’t listen to them!”