James Buchanan Barnes

❛❛ He has achieved what no one in human history ever has. ❜❜

❛❛ What’s your name…? ❜❜

❛❛ Your mother was brave. ❜❜

❛❛ We are not warriors. We possess no army. ❜❜

❛❛ The golden age of gasoline engines, online pornography, and those silly little smartphones. ❜❜

❛❛ This feels good, being back in the field. Not that this is a field, but… ❜❜

❛❛ Too late to turn back now. ❜❜

❛❛ My night’s about to get a whole lot worse, isn’t it? ❜❜

❛❛ They have guns. ❜❜

❛❛ Join me for a drink? ❜❜

❛❛ I have come quite a long way to meet you. ❜❜

❛❛ I thought I told you to be careful! ❜❜

❛❛ What’s the use of sharing my intelligence if you won’t listen? ❜❜

❛❛ You, my love, almost got us killed. ❜❜

❛❛ Cops’ll never hassle a dad buying diapers in the middle of the night. ❜❜

❛❛ Why don’t you ask the dude who knocked us out and kidnapped us? ❜❜

❛❛ While you were incapacitated, I may have tampered with your weapons. ❜❜

❛❛ You got the wrong guy. ‘Hero’ ain’t on my resume. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s fun to watch you kick and punch and skewer bad guys, but I need a minute of your time. ❜❜

❛❛ I’m as trusting as you are cynical. ❜❜

❛❛ I died once. At least, the world thought I did. You know what happened? Nothing. ❜❜

❛❛ God, if you only knew how I loved you, and how much… how much it hurt every time he took you away from me. ❜❜

❛❛ Be a hero in the light. ❜❜

❛❛ You’ve lived in the shadows long enough. ❜❜

❛❛ I can’t believe you’re thinking of hooking up with the Englishman. ❜❜

❛❛ I have no desire to save the world. ❜❜

❛❛ We hate working and we love money. ❜❜

❛❛ You want me in, I’m in. But I’m not gonna be anyone’s hero. ❜❜

❛❛ Do you have any idea what an extraordinary opportunity we’ve been given? ❜❜

❛❛ I think we’re being punked… do people still say ‘punked’? ❜❜

❛❛ You don’t look too happy to be here. ❜❜

❛❛ Whatever you roofied him with, I’d like some. ❜❜

❛❛ Just hang on and remain calm. ❜❜

❛❛ I can’t believe you kidnapped me. ❜❜

❛❛ Why does this stupid station play nothing but reruns? ❜❜

❛❛ You still don’t remember me, do you? ❜❜

❛❛ I don’t remember you. I’m so sorry. ❜❜

❛❛ The more the world is focused on destroying itself, the less it notices an immortal psychopath in its midst. ❜❜

❛❛ Who wants to listen to some Captain and Tennille? My mother played it. A lot. ❜❜

❛❛ You’re not my type. But your lady, on the other hand… well, she looks just my speed. ❜❜

❛❛ Me being here - it’s all a big mistake. ❜❜

❛❛ You need to get us out of here now! ❜❜

❛❛ We’re not going anywhere unless our son’s coming with us. ❜❜

❛❛ We go out for one lousy drink, and you guys somehow manage to pick a fight with Boba Fett. ❜❜

❛❛ We’ve barely begun, and already this is the worst, unmitigated disaster of my career. ❜❜

❛❛ I see why you got the hots for that one. ❜❜

❛❛ My son is hurt because of you. ❜❜

❛❛ Start telling the truth! ❜❜

❛❛ Of course I lied to you. I needed your help. ❜❜

❛❛ Give me one good reason why we shouldn’t kill you. ❜❜

❛❛ I like being part of a team, man. ❜❜

❛❛ If we have the power to change the world, don’t you think we have the power to change our own fate? ❜❜

❛❛ I like killing people. ❜❜

actual bucky:

Two years ago Hayley and James went into competitive hyper drive and had the internet freaking out all weekend. 

(These should be answered as if muse is talking about mun and giving their opinion about them) 1. Name 2. Nickname (or how muse “calls” them) 3. Best character traits 4. Worst character traits 5. Hobby (and muses opinion about it) 6. Pets? (and muses opinion about it) 7. Spirit animal? 8. If mun was one of four elements which one they would be? 9. 3 things mun couldn’t live without 10. 3 things mun would love to dissapear 11. Music taste? (and muses opinion on it) 12. Best thing about the mun 13. Worst thing about the mun 14. What annoys mun 15. Fandoms? (and muses opinion about it) 16. Sexuality? 17. Favourite food 18. Favourite beverage 19. Books or magazines? 20. Shopping or gaming? 21. Optimist, pessimist or realist? 22. Dream country? 23. Opinion on muns singing voice 24. Opinion on muns dance moves 25. Why this current muse? (muse gives their thoughts about why mun picked them) 26. What muse are jealous of mun? 27. What mun is jealous of muse? (muses thoughts about it) 28. If muse was real what they think they would be to mun (e.g. mom, big brother, lover, soul mate, enemy.. and etc.) 29. Best way to make mun feel better 30. What better not say/do in front of mun

AND THEN IT HIT ME

‘ kinda lonesome back here. ’

‘ sir, i have to keep my hands on the wheel. ‘

‘ he is as dishonorable as he is attractive. ‘

‘ i’m starting to think there’s a reason i’m in this cab today. ‘

‘ love is a beautiful thing. when you find it, the whole world tastes like daffodil daydream. ‘

‘ or else the whole world tastes like mama june after hot yoga. ‘

‘ sir, what does miss mama june taste like? ‘

‘  like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss. ‘

‘  there won’t be one. you’re not the only one with a war to win. ‘

‘ fucking mutant. ‘

‘ ah shit! i forgot my ammo bag. ‘

‘ but, uh, how ‘bout a crisp high-five! ‘

‘ merry christmas. ‘

‘ and a convivial tuesday in april to you too! ‘

‘ maximum effort. ‘

‘ i’ve never said this, but don’t swallow. ‘

‘ shit, did i leave the stove on? ‘

‘ but he’d rather act like a child. a heavily armed child. when will he grow up and see benefits of becoming x-man? ‘

‘ which benefits, the matching unitards? the house that blows up every few years? ‘

‘ please. house blowing up builds character. ‘

‘ you ate breakfast, yes? breakfast is most important meal of day. here. protein bar. good for bones. ‘

‘ i only have twelve bullets, so you’re going to have to share. ‘

‘ ah! right up main street! ‘

‘ ooh, i’m touching myself tonight. ‘

‘ what the shit biscuit?! ‘

‘ really? rolling up the sleeves? ‘

‘ well, i may be super, but i am no hero. ‘

‘ some of the best love stories start with a murder. ‘

‘ look, what if i slow it down for you? i didn’t order the pizza. ‘

‘ the fuck you doing in my crib? ‘

‘ you need to seriously ease-up on the bedazzling. they’re jeans, not a chandelier. ‘

‘ that came out wrong. or did it? ‘

‘ think you could fuck up my step-dad? ‘

‘ if i give a guy a pavement facial, it’s cause he’s earned it. ‘

‘ think of us like really fucked up tooth fairies. ‘

‘ i don’t take the shits, i just disturb them. ‘

‘ mother fucker, you’re the world’s worst friend. ‘

‘ you sure you wanna shoot your full wad? ‘

‘ what’s a nice place like you doing in a girl like this? ‘

‘ say the magic words, fat gandalf. ‘

‘ hey, woah, hakuna his tatas! ‘

‘ get out of here, go. go cast a spell. ‘

‘ ever had a cigarette put out on your skin? ‘

‘ did she just put a gift card in your mouth? ‘

‘  it’s time to put balls in holes. ‘

‘ a limited edition, voltron: defender of the universe ring, por favor. i’ve had my eye on this sucker for a while. ‘

‘ well, i hate to break it to you, but your 48 minutes are up. ‘

‘ if your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas, can i visit you between the holidays? ‘

‘ red’s your color. brings out the bloodshot in your eyes. ‘

‘ well, your crazy matches my crazy. and we’re like two jigsaw pieces, you know? um… weird, curvy edges. ‘

@wordsmakeasoldier // if we were villains sentence starter

 *   AVENGERS   :   INFINITY   WAR   SENTENCE   STARTERS   .

 warning   !   this   post   contains   quotes   from   the   movie   &.   thus   contains   spoilers   !   don’t   reblog   if   you   haven’t   seen   it   &.   don’t   want   it   spoiled   .   (   feel   free   to   change   pronouns   ,   etc   .   this   is   not   in   chronological   order   )   .

did you do it ?

what did it cost ?

what exactly is it that they do ?

oh , screw you , i’ll do it myself !

you will never be a god .

what did you imagine ?

this does put a smile on my face .

what’s the matter with you , kids ? you’ve never seen a spaceship before ?

oh , we’re using our made-up names ? in that case , i’m _____ .

let’s talk about this plan of yours . i think it’s good , except it sucks .

i swore off dairy , but then ben & jerry’s named a flavor after me .

evacuate the city ! engage all defenses !

you should have gone for the head .

i assure you , the sun will shine on us again .

in time , you will know what it’s like to lose .

dread it . run from it . destiny still arrives .

i’m sorry … i’m sorry .

you’re invited to my wedding .

don’t forget this might be dangerous , so let’s put on our mean faces .

death follows him like a shadow .

you have my respect . 

i hope they remember you .

you kill and torture and you call it mercy .

you failed .

did we just lose ?

who the hell are you guys ?

today we don’t fight for any life … we fight for all of them .

so this is it ? it’s all been leading to this .

it’s alright .

you could never hurt me .

no resurrections this time .

how is it you know this place so well ?

i do have a bit of experience in that arena .

i lost more than you could know .

but now is no time to mourn .

wake him up .

you really are the worst .

i saved you .

what master do you serve ?

what master do i serve ? what am i supposed to say , jesus ?

dude , you’re embarrassing me in front of wizards .

i don’t want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip . you understand ?

all this , just for a drop of blood .

where’s your other friend ?

you will have nothing but dust , and blood .

we have blood to spare .

i should’ve stayed on the bus !

congratulations , you’re a prophet .

i’m a survivor .

you’re trespassing in this city and on this planet .

it means get lost squidward !

i got you . i got you .

he did it .

what is this ? what the hell is happening ?

i will take it off your corpse .

he’ll die alone , as will you .

i  need you to create a diversion .

we’re all gonna die !

i thought you might be hungry .

you were supposed to protect us .

what did you do ?

you’re a total d-hole .

i know what it’s like to lose .

you should have killed me !

i don’t want to go , please , i don’t want to go .

this is no place to die .

i told you … that you would die for that .

we’re in the endgame now .

it was the only way .