Everything I've wanted to say...

#NowPlaying Be As You Are by Mike Posner New love!!

#NowPlaying Be As You Are by Mike Posner New love!!

#NowPlaying Be As You Are by Mike Posner New love!!

Pirates - 1 Old Navy mail order packaging - 0 Apparently Hazel wants to wear clothes. I don't think we wear the same size. Also, once in the package I believe they were sorely disappointed there was no food involved despite the food-like sound of the bag. I need a high table. #piratedogs #treacherouspooches #dogsofinstagram #rescuedogsofinstagram

Pirates - 1 Box of mac n cheese - 0 Why do I bother buying dog treats when apparently dried pasta hits the spot?!? Though grateful they didn't make it into the foil pack of cheese sauce... #piratedogs #treacherouspooches #dogsofinstagram #rescuedogsofinstagram

Yay! He may have finally figured out what the cooling pad is for! Even if only for a couple of minutes, by accident... #piratedogs #treacherouspooches #dogsofinstagram #rescuedogsofinstagram #chihuahuasofinstagram #chihuahua #chubs

Jeremy is the new property manager of the guest house... Gotta earn his keep. #piratedogs #treacherouspooches #dogsofinstagram #rescuedogsofinstagram

Yummmm Rum, Campari, Pineapple juice, lime juice, simple syrup. Pure goodness. #drinks #campari #summer

What is happening here?!?!?!? #piratedogs #dogsofinstagram #treacherouspooches #theyaremultiplying

#copaamerica #copaamerica2016

Pirates - 1 Karin's Whole Foods Salad Bar Selection - 0 Especially painful since it was a treat, there was eggplant Parmesan, turkey pot pie, mashed potatoes, quinoa salad, Asian noodle salad, coleslaw, half a pistachio arancino, raspberry steamed beets... Yea, I take a spoonful of just about everything. Also, lest anyone scold, the lid was on, I stepped outside for maybe 5 minutes and came back to this, my breakfast, having been devoured by two small dogs. One for sure, the second not so sure if he participated or not. Dogs got two breakfasts, human got zero #treacherouspooches #piratedogs #dogsofinstagram #rescuedogsofinstagram

Someone likes to cuddle. Only having three legs has its benefits sometimes... #piratedogs #treacherouspooches #dogsofinstagram #rescuedogsofinstagram

Does it look like we've already had a pot of coffee this morning?!? #piratedogs #treacherouspooches #dogsofinstagram #rescuedogsofinstagram

I put the Pirates' toys in a bin. They are now systematically removing each toy. Even though Jeremy can't reach the bottom of the bin. #piratedogs #treacherouspooches #rescuedogsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram This place will always be a mess...

Jeremy is hard at work this morning. With assistants like this, I don't even really need to show up. #piratedogs #treacherouspooches #dogsofinstagram #rescuedogsofinstagram #chihuahuasofinstagram #workfromhome

#NowPlaying Nu juorno buono by Rocco Hunt

#NowPlaying Nu juorno buono by Rocco Hunt