leah

its pride month AND immigrant heritage month so i want to send the BIGGEST of shout outs to my black and brown LGBT immigrants 🌈✊🏽🏳️‍🌈

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.

so im sitting there, tit in hand, dissociating

Guys. Guys. Look at how high-definition this is. LOOK AT IT. This isn’t a movie. This isn’t CGI. This is OUR FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM. A;LSKJFA;WFEW

That’s not that bi-hoLY SHIT

Sweet a sky full of fireworks

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal