horse girls r valid

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

i need a peon

my man

the point of shoplifting is to be yourself and have fun

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

it’s funny when my friends who aren’t on tumblr send me tumblr posts from other sites cause their either an extremely popular post that i’ve seen 20 times on my dash in the last day or like. the children’s hospital post. don’t get me wrong i still appreciate their gifts but it’s like. thank you for foraging these berries for me unfortunately i live in the bush

friendly reminder that if you're in your 20s and don't have your cutie mark yet then you're broken, you're a failure. and you're not going to make it

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

stoner horsegirl who refers to smoking weed as "hittin' the hay"

we studied this post in my english lit course

Sam Wise with frosted tips wearing an upside down sun visor and puka shell necklace

This is how Samwise shows up to frodo’s funeral

frodo’s funeral?

boating accident

splish splash, “hobbit overboard”, you get the picture

don’t patronize me

chopped up by the outboard motor blades