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if anyone on this website even vaguely implies that this car is shitty i’ll rip the shingles off of the roof of your house. every last one. Look at the chickens they have little bowties and everything

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

I can’t stop laughing at this

What if Mike was short for Micycle

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

What if bike was short for bichael

oh my fucking god

fat tiger dot tumblr dot com still only has this post on it & i fucking hope it never gets deleted

my world’s on fire, how about yours…..