Random Stuff

we fall and so does the world

Concentrate.

1) Nancy doesn’t constantly go against authority, continuously lie her way into shit just to persue a hunch, and face danger head on like she can fight God with a pistol and win

2) Robin wasn’t sweating and literally being a nervous wreck before untimely losing her cool in front of the asylum director her rant got her in tho go girl, all of it being her gf’s Nancy’s plan and I think they even falsified documents

3) Eddie didn’t think the whole Scooby gang was insane for jumping in the lake and complained the whole time, which if I need to remind you, it was Nancy that was the first to jump after Steve no hesitation

4) Steve didn’t end up in this shit only because his girlfriend then ex-girlriend and adopted stray kids kept trying to fight God with a sling shot and the power of friendship

(Gathers my notes together and clears my throat)

Ladies and gentlemen if I could have your attention please. There is only one ☝️ chaotic unhinged person in the Scooby gang and it’s Nancy fucking Wheeler. Don’t let the pastel shoulder pad ensemble fool you. The rest may be complicit in her crimes, but it’s clear who the ring leader is in this organization.

In an alternative universe with no upside down it would take all three of them to hold Nancy back from imminent danger and even then they’d fail half the time anyway

Steve, Eddie, Robin: Nancy no

Nancy: Fine, you can either join me or I’ll just do it myself :)

Steve, Eddie, Robin (defeated and exhausted): *Heavy sigh* …Nancy yes