Vivisect Me

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

every character can be improved with Freckles or maybe Moles

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

i hear there are several types of ways to feel

oh fuck life is worth living isnt it. shit

turns out theres actually beauty everywhere and we have to keep living because theres little bits of joy in every day. who let this happen

This is an emergent property of a universe that has come to be able to perceive itself. You are also part of that beauty and joy, every day.

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode