sweet writes, and all that

What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach, side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this — optional.

Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.

Does your character have an accent? What does it sound like?

Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?

What are their chief tension areas? 

If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your character, what would it be and why?

How does your character perceive themselves? Positive? Negative? Neutral?

Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?

Does your character dream or are their nights filled with an empty blackness? Describe a dream they’ve had or a night they couldn’t sleep and what they did to preoccupy their time.

If they had a choice, would they prefer a subway or a bus for public transportation?

What do they think of creation? Do they believe in evolution or do they believe in God? What is their religion like?

Describe 5 unusual characteristics your muse has.

Have they ever been so overwhelmed they had to stop and take a break from something? 

Are they a team player or do they prefer to be solo?

Can they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at a time?

What are their best school subjects? What are their worst? List five of each.

Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? How do they handle big crowds of people?

Are they a leader, do they prefer to follow, or would they rather just stay on the sidelines altogether?

If your character was suddenly challenged, would they rather run away or stay and fight?

If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?

Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wish for and why?

Does your character trust people right off the bat or does it take them some time to warm up to someone?

Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?

Does your character have any enemies? If so, who and why?

Do they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?

How does your character prepare for bed? Do they sleep at all or can they stay awake for days on end without trouble?

If your character had one thing to say to their parents before they died, what would it be?

Are they afraid of death? Do they have any regrets?

Does your character get restless when things are too quiet or do they favour solitude and silence? Why?

vampires whose thirst is tied to love; the eternal, insufferable, agonising burning in the back of their throat only ever cured by the blood pumping in the veins of their lovers, the impossible choice between quenching their thirst and keeping their love alive. 

vampires whose only masters are their human lovers; the sweet tang of blood hiding just underneath fragile human skin turning them to their lovers will, building a mountain of corpses from atop which their lover lords.

vampires whose lovers are their life source; who hide in plain sight, the charming carer of an ever-anaemic spouse, whose lips drip red with their lover’s wilfully given blood, living symbiotically on stolen time until veins run dry or old age wins and they are alone.

better yet, give me stories about vampires without humans

vampires who have loved and will love each other forever; made of the same master, born into darkness together and finding light in one another, fights that last centuries and gift of the blood of noble lords and celebrities as their anniversaries become centenaries. 

vampires who were made too far apart; a daughter of the industrial revolution loving the son of globalisation, pink haired millennials with ironic fake fangs falling for an ancient priestess of pagan times long gone, the children of the old world finding love with the new.

vampires who love differently after they’ve turned; the feelings are harsher, stronger, burn their ribs and send electricity down their spines, an agony only eased when they’re together, cupping blood in cold palms and watching the curve of their lover’s neck as they bend to drink.

• eyeshadow changing colour whenever you blink • eyelash lengthening charms • lipgloss so shiny that it reflects the light of the sun allowing you to direct the glare into the eyes of your enemies • lipstick that NEVER wears off

A is a dryad attached to the tree that stands in the yard of the house that B grew up in. 

A and B are changelings (each replaced the other). In the process of tracing back where they came from as adults, they find each other. 

A died a year ago. Determined to haunt the one that killed them, they fought their way back to the house where they used to live as a ghost- only to find that their murderer is gone. B is the new tenant. 

A is a wildlife rehabilitator. They always talk to the animals they’re working with- the way animal people do. A isn’t prepared for when one day B talks back. 

A just messed something up in B’s garden. Shit’s about to get real. 

A finds a stray dog, and catches it, planning on trying to find its owner. The problem is that the dog is B, and B isn’t a dog all the time. 

fingernail polish sigils

sticker sigils on your laptop, sigils stitched into your laptop bags for protection against thieves

altars in a spare drawer

led candles in different colors for different spells

using certain bath bombs to help prepare for certain rituals

feeding nontoxic / appropriate offerings to pigeons

putting travel sigils on subway train cards

CHALK SIGILS ON BRICK BUILDINGS AROUND YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

Been There Done That

Currently Doing That

It Happened Once In A Dream

If I Had To Pick A Dude

cinderella pushed someone down a flight of stairs (accidentally or not?) and left her shoe behind

rapunzel is a serial killer who lures men to her room and makes them climb up her tower and just when they’re about to come in through the window she drops them

snow white is a mob boss who hides in the woods with her 7 goons

ariel lives near the sea or in a boat and drowns her victims in the sea

sleeping beauty kidnaps good samaritans by pretending to be hurt or dead and striking them when they go help her

mulan is a hired assassin who is never caught because she walks the streets as a woman but all the witnesses to her kills swear they saw a man

The pet bird that you have overlooking your balcony shit talks me whenever I go out on my own balcony.

Please do something about your cat it keeps breaking into my apartment via the windows and I don’t know how. Plus it knows how to open fridges.

Look I know that life is difficult and we all have ways to cope but do you really have to do so with loud Dupstep music  at 3 in the morning? (Bonus points if the dubstep listener is the cute/tiny one)

Every time you cook you set off the smoke alarm so you know what I’m just going to teach you how to cook.

I found you passed out in front of my door so I just dragged you into my home and put you on the couch please don’t scream.

I don’t know if you know this but I can hear you singing anime theme songs in the shower every morning and I like almost all the shows you watch.

Wow my pet snake looks so cute this morning and I’d be even happier if I actually had a pet snake.

My apartment key apparently also works on your apartment door? (Also I accidentally let your cat out.)

We both have 3DSs’s and Street pass each other every day and have conversation using the personal message feature (and sometimes we play games together)

You sleepwalk a lot and sometimes you knock on my door so I have to lead you back to your apartment.

You took the last of my favorite snack from the vending machine next to our apartment. Battle me in Pokemon for it?

I want villains who spend months in their creepy dark lab building the death ray with their best buddy and hug each other when the superweapon is finally complete.

I want villains who fall madly in love with the other evil prince or princess they married to consolidate their power.

I want villains who tell bedtime stories to the little clone they created to be the successor to their throne and order their minions to get the clone a cup of warm milk because she can’t sleep.

I want villains hanging out with their best friends and acting like dorks while they bowl with their enemies’ skulls.

"I know you’re just trying to take a smoke break but we ran out of matches and it’s Chanukah can I steal you for five minutes" AU

"We both forgot to buy candles until the last minute and now there’s only one box left in the store" AU

"My friend dragged me to their grandma’s ridiculous sufganiyot party and I don’t know anyone here but holy crap that person’s cute" AU

"We are out of potatoes we are OUT OF POTATOES the latkes aren’t done this is not a drill please help" AU

"I accidentally set the kitchen on fire frying things and you are an attractive firefighter" AU

"What do you mean you’ve never played strip dreidel LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THIS PERVERSION OF THE GAME" AU

"We’re the only two people at this office ‘holiday’ party who seem uncomfortable with the way it’s all transparently Christmas stuff so let’s talk over here in a corner about how much we hate everything" AU

"This Chinese restaurant is so crowded on Christmas Eve do you mind if we share a table?" AU

"You seriously want me to teach you how to knit, just to make ugly Chanukah sweaters and prove a point?" AU

"You rubbed my lamp, I am your genie but I kinda suck at using my magic so bear with me here" AU

"I was digging in my garden and I found your time capsule with a bunch of weird stuff in it, sorry I went through it" AU

“Yeah yeah I’m the person who tripped and fell on their face to get to the podium on stage for the welcome speech at freshman orientation” AU

"This is the tenth time this week we’ve had a fire alarm go off but uh… this time it was my fault" AU

"You crashed into me on your bicycle but I’m actually okay, you on the other hand look like you need some first aid" AU

"Hey classmate, I’ll be telling some jokes and puns during my presentation but I’m not sure if anyone will laugh so can I count on you to laugh so I don’t look stupid?" AU

marching band “you’re in the drum section and I play trombone, this is a scandal” AU

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

who breaks the most phones

who dies first

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed