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the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either

my greenest flag is being loyal before the relationship even starts

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

"Ur so chill" thanks i gave up

(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys

bored (ignoring a ridiculous amount of tasks)

i would never make a decision. what if i change my mind

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

…Older. :)

learning that self depreciation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.