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I think it would be very neat if Alastor and the Winchesters encounter some demonic tomfoolery that was NOT authorized by Hell's royalty and Alastor summons Lucifer to "deal with the problem in an entertaining way!" and Lucifer goes into a very Hazbin-esque musical number of "The One Who's Running The Show" while casually torturing a bunch of demons before throwing them into a portal, and turning towards Alastor for some praise and validation. (He gets a bunch of head scratches and a few whispered promises of a reward later! 😘)

And this is before Dean and Sam knew that the freaky lil nonhuman being who pops up from time to time to motorboat their weird smiling mentor figure is The Literal Devil.

Essentially a Supernatural x Hazbin Hotel crossover, taking some inspiration from @kitsunesongs' Double Entry AU, specifically Fatherverse Lucifer again.

If y'all don't know Supernatural lore, I'll explain some to you because some of it seems VERY similar to Double Entry's fatherverse, with smaller key differences. (On that note, this may be spoilers for Double Entry so READ THAT FIRST, GO READ IT, GO!)

In Supernatural, instead of Roo, God wages war against Amara, his opposite, who cannot resist destroying anything he creates. Like Double Entry, God locks Amara away, except in Supernatural he leaves the lock with his most beloved angel, Lucifer. This lock is a Mark, and God has essentially cursed Lucifer to be slowly corrupted by Amara's influence over time.

It is this influence that ultimately led to Lucifer's rage, envy, and disgust when God created humanity and told the angels to bow to them. It's this influence that led to Lucifer refusing to bow and leading a rebellion. Those feelings would have still been there most likely, but nowhere near as deep without Amara whispering into his ear.

NOW. Back to the story idea.

Alastor gets transported into the Supernatural universe as a disembodied soul in Hell, but this is in the wake of his original universe being completely destroyed. Not because of Roo like he and many others had been expecting, but because God was frustrated and just decided to destroy EVERYTHING. A whole universe, gone. Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggi, Lilith, his MOTHER, they're all gone, as though they never existed to begin with.

Alastor only survived because Roo liked him. And Roo liked him because unlike others, who she could only influence, whisper to, nudge along, she could SPEAK with him, and he could speak back without being corrupted. Almost as if he was made to be able to do so.

Perhaps he was, and this was God's mistake. Because it left Alastor with abilities that essentially allowed him to be a multidimensional blindspot, so long as he was trained to do it. And oh, of COURSE Roo trained him to do it. Anything that could potentially fuck over her jailor at some point in the future.

Unbeknownst to her, it's her teachings that allowed him to escape. And it is her teachings that allowed him to eventually reconstruct a body. Not the one he had in Hell previously, apparently the rules in this new universe don't allow appearances like that yet, but he could reconstruct his human body. It was a slow process, of course, but that meant very little, because time was extended in Hell, and the place seemed rather... barren. Nothing around to disturb him.

Once his body is constructed, he wanders around, and finds he doesn't quite like how THIS Hell is structured. Naturally, he does something about it, starts moving things around, shifting things, and in his slow exploration and organization of this empty Hell, he eventually comes across a Cage. One with a being so immense, so bright, he instantly realized based on biblical scripture who he was looking at.

The Light Bringer. The Morning Star. The Serpent.

A marked being whose mind is being warped... Well, lucky for him that Alastor can do something about that, with all his teachings. Of course, this Lucifer still thinks humans are filthy unworthy creatures, and Alastor truthfully kind of wants to punt his stupid face regardless of how enormous and unfathomable he is, (which honestly Lucifer is a little stunned by, what the fuck is wrong with this human??) but, well, Lucifer wasn't wrong for being angry at being told to submit.

Alastor's from the Jim Crow era south, he can understand the ugly feeling of being told you are LESSER, that you must bow your head to another. Lucifer just has a nasty problem of falling a little too close to the tree, because like God he ALSO seems to have an egomaniac problem that makes him think OTHERS should be considered lesser... (And Alastor can see that this attitude was exacerbated by the literal curse that God placed on his own damn kid, Yikes.)

Luckily, Lucifer's in a cage, and Alastor has all the time in the world to poke him back into having a brain. In fact, he has more time than he would have in the previous universe, given that time is MUCH slower in this Hell.

(Alastor could have totally just left him, but Lucifer is currently the only other being in Hell, and unfortunately Alastor already has a taste for Annoying Lucifer Specifically, even if this is a different version of his favorite mockery victim.)

This is essentially a canon divergence that leads to Supernatural verse getting a more Hazbin edge to it, in that Alastor "discovers" a way for holy and demonic beings to make themselves bodies without having to steal it from others (leading to a Hazbin Lucifer appearance), his direct influence leads to Lucifer creating the Seven Deadly Sins instead of the Four Princes of Hell, and Lucifer ABSOLUTELY becomes a major simp because Alastor Does Not Leave Him Alone, and he is, unfortunately, extremely charmed by this impossible human, despite all the teasing and mockery.

Because of Alastor being a blindspot, no one sees that he's essentially completely derailed all plans of the Winchesters being used as divine flesh suits and shattered any prophesies by way of giving Lucifer the ability to make whatever body he wants. Alastor's existence in the universe stops a lot of things really! He even prevents his birth in this universe by killing his shitbag father before he gets his horrible grubby hands on his mother. No doubles, and his mother remains safe and happy!

At some point he does tell Supernatural!Lucifer about the other universe, about how God simply decided to destroy everything on a whim, including this other version of Lucifer and Lucifer's daughter— and S!Lucifer quickly picks up that Alastor is genuinely upset about the destruction of this daughter. Because she shall NEVER exist in this universe.

To which S!Lucifer is like "bet" and decides he's going to get this human pregnant the second he escapes this cage. In fact, does he need to escape his cage, they could totally do it through the bars, c'mon darling he'll SO give you that baby girl, ask and you shall receive—

Basically, it's only revealed when Lucifer manages to break out of his cage, and he's possessing a body that does NOT look 100% human. Again, he's taking a more Hazbin appearance, so he's got the sharp teeth, black claws, porcelain skin, red eyes. I also like the idea of him coming out in a blue ringleader outfit like his blue one from last year's pride merch, ready to put on a show.

Honestly I want him to look clearly inhuman, but also festive and fun, something that will come completely out of left field to the Winchesters and the angels. He's also going to be a lot different personality-wise because he does not want to actually end humanity anymore. Alastor is human, his daughter is half-human, and he very much truly loves them both. (Also his new body lets him taste human food like normal and damn okay humans know what the fuck they're doing clearly, this shit is FIRE)

Honestly, Lucifer is just going to be an extremely radical conservationist. His biggest gripe is just that he loves the earth, he thinks it's god's greatest creation, and he wants to preserve its beauty. And yeah, a lot of humans RUIN that, and that pisses him the fuck off, but there's ALSO a lot of humans who agree and want to preserve the earth too.

He's the Devil, silver-tongued and all. He just needs to shift to a more human look, make himself an identity, and it won't be long before he's the biggest name in green energy and conservation efforts. He doesn't need to take over humanity by force or violence, sure it would be faster but it would also leave scars.

He's still gonna kill a lot of people though, of course. Like, SO many politicians and CEOs across the world are dropping like flies, or getting possessed by demons, or being replaced or jailed. Charlie's disapproval isn't really gonna stop that, sorry sweetie, daddy's trying to save the planet and this was honestly the most peaceful way.

Wait whoops I went on a tangent here I'm sorry!!! Yes Jimmy still gets possessed by Castiel, but after the discovery that human possession isn't needed, he does let Jimmy go and gains the knowledge to create a body in a deal with Alastor.

...to be honest, I now have the mental image of Heaven having no clue that this is going down. Meaning that they're operating according to the original Plan, whereas hell is - mainly not. The movers and pushers, that is, meaning that Azazel, who I've always considered as - well, frankly, not that big when it comes to the hierarchy of hell, still operates his off-the-books smite-worthy scheme. Meaning that things keep proceeding As Planned (as per canon) until the Cage is unlocked.

...at which point in time Lucifer shows up, royally pissed off because who the hell launched a formal summons for him during Date Night? He wasn't compelled to attend, of course not, but that was a really formal summons. It had weight. And he wants whoever did it to knock it off, because he has better things to do, really!

...thought. He's still short. So the Winchesters and Castiel are staring at a short, glaring, blatantly inhuman man who looks like he runs a circus part-time.

The Winchesters and Castiel are met with this 5'5" circus ringleader with a porcelain-like face, sharp teeth, red horns, a whiplike tail, and VISIBLE wings, scowling at them but not being terribly aggressive actually, mostly annoyed.

Dean does Not Know How To React when the Devil Himself (?!?) starts ranting about little brothers always interrupting just when it's getting good, he was about to Get Some and if said little brother doesn't knock it off with the Formal Summons he is going to take steps - except said First Fallen breaks it off to squint at Castiel and ask why he's squished himself into a meatbag, that's disgusting.

Look. Come on. Pretty much everyone but the moronic bottom feeders use ethically-sourced bodies these days. Listen, he gets that said little brother - uh, what's your name again, because there's like literally a bazillion of you? - might be exploring his individuality and exploring his self-worth, but there's a difference between looking for yourself and looking for yourself hygienically.

Love Lucifer asking for Castiel's name, there really are TOO MANY siblings in this family.

https://youtu.be/jXqf3uqLkkU?is=S9awLaQltydwB66n

Ooh yes, in a world where he knows she's dead, doesn't know about the reincarnation, and it wasn't forced reincarnation or og!Lilith impersonating her? I can absolutely see him singing that!

They sung 'to be with you is paradise' when they were alive and happy and then he gets a said reprise later, sobs!

I think that the aspect of Alastors lack of sleep has been brought up before but what if it followed the headcannon that Alastor won't sleep if he doesn't feel 100% safe. Due to this none of the hotel gang can sleep since they dont feel safe enough. The hotel gang are obviously going to be upset that Alastor doesnt feel safe enough to sleep at the hotel.

Add onto this that this most likely happened pre season 2 and going into season 2 and Charlie's spirals get soo much worse since she is also sleep deprived. Heck everyone's actions get so much worse due to sleep deprivation

And if you really want to turn up the angst, the only time that any of the hotel gang are able to sleep are occasional moments when Alastor is kidnapped (i dont think that Alastor would feel safe enough if Vox was there however i think with Valentino and Velvette he might feel safe enough since Valentino is a fucking moth and so not a threat (Also i think that under the right circumstances Val and alastor would be good friends. People forget that Valentino was meant to be Alastors replacement so they are pretty similar) while Velvette is 1) a black woman so Alastor feels safer since she reminds him of his friends when he was alive and 2) a doll which isnt a predetor. And while they are overlords and so could harm him they never would) I just like imagining the hotel gang putting together the dots that Alastor feels safe enough to sleep while kidnapped but he doesnt feel safe enough to sleep at his own place of residence (not his home, if he considered it his home he wouldnt be petrifyed of everything). If you want you can also make it so alastor feels safe enough to sleep around Vox (although present day i dont think he would, I do headcannon that alastor used to feel safe enough to sleep near vox (and by that i mean use vox as a radiator since tv are fucking hot) and Vox realising that alastor no longer feels safe enough to sleep around him made him realise that their not-friendship was over for good)

Ooh yes, sleep deprivation! Alastor doesn't notice their issues, he's been sleep deprived since he started working at this hotel! (Vaggie, with Keekee, can just...break in, past his locks. Of course he's not sleeping its not SAFE)

I like the idea that after the first night (the humiliation parade, SA, him VERY NERVOUS when Vox flashed him and then the Electrocution and song) Alastor was reassured when Vox DIDN'T rape him (he didn't see the chair thing as SA, even though we know it was) and actually trusted him enough to sleep in his presence.

Vox, who has Angel as a spy, is now fully aware of a) Alastor's anxiety/paranoia/issues and b) that he doesn't sleep in the hotel because he doesn't feel safe there - and sees him sleeping near him. Remembers how he used to sleep near him, cuddled up like he's a radiator.

And he's just SMUG. SO, SO SMUG.

Here it is!

I also posted the other version, but I don't want to clutter the ask too much :_)

1, Lucifer still makes himself fun-sized bc when he wraps his arms around Alastor his face is DIRECTLY in that chest and he can gently motorboat them 🥴

2, Charlie Morningstar is a Nephilim sired by an Archangel, and her existence is basically a Crime in heaven's eyes so she's strictly confined to Hell for the time being. Which, like, sucks for her since her parents are out skipping around earth all the time, but also this keeps her from being straight up slaughtered because she's "too powerful" or whatever.

3, Alastor at some point is going to tell Dean (and by proxy Castiel) "I do not have the mental and spiritual fortitude to deal with your bisexual drama right now." Sam is going to find this hilarious.

4, Gabriel's going to love Alastor. Lucifer is trying very, very hard not to be overly possessive when he finds out how much his younger brother is cozying up with his wife. It's fine! Everything's fine! He knows Alastor is 100% loyal to him and Gabriel WOULDN'T even think about stealing his wife so everything's FINE!

5, Castiel and his brothers in arms sort of already know that something is up with Hell from when they went down to "raise Dean from perdition." After Alastor's reorginization of Hell, it much more resembles Hazbin's idea of Hell than it does Supernatural's. Human souls are left to wander around and basically torture each other rather than there being demons doing the work. Of course, Castiel and his soldiers don't really care about this and only truly give a shit about accomplishing their mission, which they of course do.

6, No one really knows who tf Alastor is besides Lucifer. Lucifer is the ONLY person in existence who knows about Alastor's origins. No one knows how a (seemingly living??) human in Hell started interacting with Lucifer through his cage. No one knows where his abilities come from. No one knows how he became the Queen of Hell. You can't even tell from his soul what exactly is wrong with him, because again, he's a multidimensional celestial blindspot and he can CONTROL how he's perceived.

And then Lucifer demonstrates even further how little shame he has when he starts talking about how he wants to "relieve" his stress with Alastor later.

Also I imagine Alastor has been parentin-i mean manipulating with kindness Sam and Dean, so I have a feeling they are definitely constantly being traumatized (like they need anymore. They might prefer the monsters trying to kill them at this point). I wonder if Lucifer at some point does a punny dirty line about apple pie (cuz you know he would do apple puns and Alastor is reluctant to admit it but he's into the puns) that actually puts Dean off of apple pie for at least a week.

So this is Fatherverse Alastor from Double entry! Not my best work, but it did turn out pretty good :]

I kinda started drawing before I knew what clothes to draw him in, so there is another variant under the cut with some complaints from yours truly

Love double entry and was very happy to read the new chapter while drawing <3

This is part of why Eve!Lilith!Alastor went after the old Overlords, because Lilith!Eve had been using them to actively make Hell worse. He took the deal with Rosie as they had been friends at one point, only to realize after he died that Rosie was now working with Lilith!Eve.

I like to think this gets found out because Emily, thinking that she's being nice (and in a way she is lmao), arranges for Lilith!Eve to visit with the Hotel without either side knowing exactly what was going on (surprises are so fun! Nothing could go wrong with this!), but the second that Lilith!Eve steps through, Alastor's shadow freaks out, and Lucifer goes full King of Hell™ grabbing her as she freezes in panic and demands to know where his wife is! Charlie gets angry with him, but the safety of his wife, the woman who Fell with him, who supported him, who *loved* him, that matters more right now.

Not sure how Alastor's status would be revealed, but it comes out that Alastor was getting really damn (lol) close to being able to defeat Lilith!Eve and take back his power and status to be able to Fix Things about, oh, 8 years ago? And while Lilith!Eve didn't know that the time that Alastor was Eve!Lilith, she knew he was messing with her plans. So she tricks Heaven into thinking Hell is planning an upraising (Resist concerts), and is able to negotiate the Extermination treaty and get back into Heaven. And while she ordered Rosie to 'get Alastor out of the equation', Alastor was useful enough that Rosie pretended too, making him hide for 7 years until the next phase of whatever plan she has came about!

Ooh you know what would be fun?

Lucifer is NOT 'just a little' depressed, he's very depressed, and scornful of sinners, and neglectful of the Kingdom, and the Sins are the Sins, and the Sinners are the Sinners, and the Goetia are the Goetia, and Lilith!Eve ends up REGRETTING THIS and wanting to switch back - but her sister forced herself to reincarnate to expose her so she has no option but to do the uprising thing and use that to bargain a way into heaven. She's very selfish and self-centered and saw her sisters life as good and was jealous and didn't realise it was good in LITERAL HELL because she MADE IT THAT WAY. The issue is Lilith!Eve, not her circumstances. It's quite possible she even realises that the reason her sister was so happy and everything seemed great is because of her and her actions, and so she wants to find her reincarnation and force her to fix things, make them better so she can enjoy it. It's only fair right? Lilith is the one who convinced Lucifer to give Eve the apple She owes her!!

(Also, I prefer Charlie be a bit older because I want her raised, at least in her childhood, by her real mom, so she has those memories of her mom with Eve's hairstyle taking her to bed when she's up too late, she has that solid foundation of unconditional love and love for the kingdom she lives in.)

Eve!Lilith dies and gets to hell and finds it a shitshow. Her sister is letting the old overlords run wild, the Sins aren't ruling properly, Lucifer isn't ruling at all...so she takes steps. The old Overlords fall, Lilith!Eve does her thing and goes to relax on a beach, Eve!Lilith!Alastor starts helping her daughter with her plan (she doesn't think it will work because she doesn't think heaven will allow redemption, but a place to build community, and provide safety, to help her people become better and not hurt each other so much? She is all for it! She's also happy to know Rosie is still loyal to Charlie and Lucifer and wants her helped and protected, even if she is working for her sister now and didn't realise they were different people. (No one did. Her family, her subjects, her HUSBAND - no one realised when she changed SO COMPLETELY that she wasn't her. Alastor pretends it doesn't hurt.)

And then the whole thing gets revealed when Emily makes a portal and brings Lilith!Eve in as a surprise - and Lucifer is like 'who are you. Where is my wife.'

Or rather - not the whole thing. Just the swapping, both times. The impersonation. The reincarnation Lucifer's wife and Charlie's mother flung herself into to stop her sister from being able to impersonate her. Which means she's out there. They just need to find her.

Honestly this is kinda what the ask is about, I just read your double entry fic on ao3 (which is just amazing btw <3) and looked at some art on here and wanted to make some of my own fanart! The art is going great but what I wanted to ask is how to send it?? Like if its for someone else and you want them to see it do you send it in an ask, make a post and tag their au or tag them (can you even tag people here?)

Also I am drawing angel Alastor (I think he is a seraphim in the au, but I could be wrong) so if you think there are some interesting details for how he looks that we might have missed feel free to share! Actually feel free to just discuss his design here, it would be helpful to have all of the info gathered in one place

Oh, welcome! Tips for interacting - asks like this are good! Feel free to comment on/reply to posts on your dashboard, or even send me a message if you want to chat!

As for fanart - wow! I love fanart! You can usually post it on your tumblr, and then tag me/double entry, or send an ask with it in it, or both! Both is probably better.

And yes, he becomes a Seraphim after dying! And funnily enough, he actually looks different in the two verses.

Fatherverse!Alastor has long hair, pink leading into red, brown skin like his human form with white dots on his cheeks like deer spots/freckles, and green eyes with pink sclera. He wears Angelic Robes, ala Emily, Sera, Abel and Adam, but with two layered sleeves - very like Sera's in the new pride merch actually!

His colours are red and white and pink and green, and his wings are tricoloured in that they start red and then go to pink and then white and the bottom.

Motherverse!Alastor has short hair (bob supremacy!), pink leading into white, his eyes are darker pink on paler pink sclera, and he wears a suit styled like his canon one but in different colours.

Musical "Soulmate" idea where each demon in Hell arrives transformed by a mask that's seamlessly affixed to their face.

The only way to remove the mask and make their demonic forms just that, another form they can take, is by finding their heart song.

(Think Majora's Mask-esq transformations)

One piece of music that resonates perfectly with the frequency of their soul and often only found by interacting with a specific person that is meant to hold significance in the demon's life.

Over time this"significance" was extrapolated to mean "Soulmate".

Removing the mask returns the soul to its original human-looking state. Doing so around another person is a dangerous, but remarkable display of trust.

Unmasking in this sense would one day be considered major evidence of growth and potential redemption by the Princess of Hell.

Alastor despises the entire system. "Soulmates", Redemption, willingly becoming a weak, defenseless human again? No Thanks.

Besides, as the Radio Demon, he'd been exposed to thousands of music tracks. If anyone could find this so-called heart song on their own, it would be him.

And once he did, Alastor would wipe it from the airwaves forever.

Ooh I love this!

Pentious's soul song is 'it starts with sorry', and the moment he starts singing along his mask comes off.

Vox also had his mask come off, by singing the original 'stayed gone' with Alastor on the piano ala the Sparks Duo print, and it's made him more obsessive over him - especially because Alastor HASN'T removed his mask. This whole thing also made Alastor even more scornful and suspicious of 'soulmates' and the hearts song and determined to destroy it.

Angel gets his with Loser Baby.

(Carmilla had hers with Zestial and her daughters a while ago, and takes her mask off when she's with them.)

Lucifer, despite being an angel, is also a sinner, and his song is more then anything, and he got it the first time with Lilith and a second time with Charlie.

When he takes his mask off, he becomes the golden angel again, and he only does it with his wife and daughter.

Vaggie, funnily enough, is NOT a sinner, despite having 'fallen', and so has no mask - but if she did, it would have come off with her more then anything reprise.

As for how they'd meet, full disclaimer, I do not know how organized crime works so I'm going to pretend it works like a business and has branches. So let's say that he was sent to make sure a branch near New Orleans was staying in line and not trying to break away but things go south. Anthony/Angel gets attacked and kidnapped as soon as he steps foot in the area and Alastor happens to see.

From Alastor's perspective a tourist just got snatched up by the local mafia and it would look terribly suspicious if he stood around and did nothing, so he goes on the hunt. Through series of hijinks he gets an unconscious Anthony into a getaway car (the driver is one of Mimzy's girls that stuck around) and engages in a car chase that does include guns until the last of their pursuers goes off the road. They end up bringing him to a hospital to get treated for the injuries sustained.

Pro: Alastor gains a life debt that will become relevant.

Con: Angel takes the life debt very seriously and Alastor Does Not Like It At All.

Added lore: life debts are more powerful than soul deals because they're backed by both Lilith, and Eve. If a soul deal brings harm or could bring harm to the person owed the life debt, the contract will be dissolved as soon as the debt is realized.

Anyways, somewhere between season 1 and 2 Charlie does a bonding activity with the main cast (Lucifer included because funny) that includes everyone's first memory of someone else in the room from their perspective, thoughts included.

Everyone goes until only two are left, Angel's first memory of Alastor and Alastor's first memory of Angel.

Angel's perspective is fuzzy because of the combination of drugs and concussion, though it isn't hard to tell what's happening. And the last thing he thinks before passing out is "Mom?"

Alastor's perspective is much clearer, they see Angel getting kidnapped and Alastor coming to the conclusion that rescuing him would be an immoral thing to do because it would 'benefit him'. One of the lines in his internal dialog is "It's not like I'm capable of being a good person, so everything I do must be self-serving." They see him crossdress and use the tricks Mimzy taught him to find out where the local mafia takes their hostages and use his other skills to get in. It does include him knocking out a mafioso and wearing their clothes to gain access. They see him smuggle Angel out but someone discovers the unconscious mafioso and sounds the alarm. They see the car chase and Alastor shooting out tires and drivers when he can. They see him stay in the hospital until he's told Anthony is stable. The memory ends with Alastor thinking "Of course I'm not good. A person with a shred of virtue would stay until he wakes up."

Effect: Because of the realized life debt, Angel's hypnosis is broken, and the boost of power granted by it dissolves his contract with Valentino.

End result: Alastor gains a trigger-happy guard spider that he Did Not Ask For. Eventual RadioDust.

This got really long, sorry about that. I just wanted to get this all out at once.

I like this!

Except - the reason the life debt is stronger has nothing to do with Lilith or Eve, cause I don't think Lilith has anything to do with deals in canon - its just an aspect of the soul/magic. Of course willingly saving someones life, possibly via endangering your own, is stronger then a contract! And Life Debts have to be willingly acknowledged to fully settle in, but once they do - whoo boy.

(Also, I fully believe the issue with Angel's contract with Val is actually pretty easily broken, that he can just quit - his problem with him isn't the deal. It's the abuse and the difficulty of escaping an abusive partner, and also about the abuse of sex workers. So maybe, rather then dissolving his deal with Valentino, it gives him the strength to quit? I just...I hate Angel being 'rescued'. I think the point of his story is to rescue himself, cause you can't save someone from an abusive relationship, they'll just go back to him. They need to realise its abusive and LEAVE.)

(spoilers for anyone who hasn’t read son of neptune btw)

Hazel Levesque was born December 17, 1928. She lived in New Orleans. She would have been 5 when Alastor died. She died in 1941 in Alaska at 13.

idk where I’m going with this but — wait omg. Baby Hazel neighbors with Alastor?? Maybe he visits her mom’s shop to buy things sometimes?

OH MY GOD. HER CURSE. THE GEMS AND COINS SHE FINDS ARE CURSED TO BRING MISFORTUNE ONTO THOSE WHO RECEIVE THEM.

HEY WOULDN’T IT BE SAD IF ALASTOR GOT ONE AND BAM! HE DEAD THAT NIGHT. BABY HAZEL TRAUMATIZED ONCE AGAIN.

🦝 anon

Ooh!!! Oooh yes! I love it! Poor Baby Hazel, its worse if he was friendly with her! They were friends! And she wanted to help him with her gems/gold! And it backfired!

lol I can see it! He and Niffty are the only ones who can tell them apart.

Pilot!Al is like 'I'm not going to judge you Addy but - really? REALLY?'

BUT I keep getting this mental image of Alastor annoyed at Adam his coat is off and turns his back on the first man snubbing his nose in the air while his tail flicks up stiffly in offense at the first man. All while Adam is sitting there HITTING on our deer boy. And epically failing and why do I now want to see a soft Adam in this that does manage to accomplish getting on Al’s good side and MUCH MUCH later siring Alastors second child? Pfft.

(You know, reading this - I bet Adam was a girl Dad.)

https://youtu.be/lVhJ_A8XUgc?is=U9Ljob1J09dOIJMA

The link doesn't seem to be working?

So I can't see what you're referencing but yes, absolutely, he is drooling over her disciplining him!

Alastor ends up doing the same thing and Lucifer is drooling again.