Here for beyblade, halloween and general spookiness

In my head canon Black Dranzer is a really cursed, rotten and loud, yet so irresistibly powerful soul.

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

clean object - removes need to shower, sweep, vacuum, etc.

short range teleport - no longer need to drive to the store (too far to walk)

penis deletus - quick & easy bottom surgery

speak with animal - so i can explain to my cat that assaulting laptops and eating tape is bad

conjure duplicate - for board game reasons

conjure duplicate - for sex reasons

greater baja blast - self explanatory

transfer migraine - lets be real my coworkers deserve it more than me

CARDCAPTOR SAKURA + Some Clow Cards

"Sit the hell down already."

"Okay. I've got you. Let's get to the floor, okay?"

"Just a little longer, promise."

"Nope. You're fine. You're okay. Come on, we have to get out."

PAY ATTENTION TO WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT!!