some days youre the mushroom, some days youre the op

alright thanks for your attention

tonight is the longest bloodmoon of this entire century and i want to fucking scream

hi im here to complain

sorry for only checking in here like once a month i have so many people to eat

i turn people into wolves its what i do

no houses we huddle in packs out in the russian tundra like its 1892

eating people is a fun date activity for you and your boyfriend

honestly i think i might have accidentally granted myself real immortality because death was so fucking exasperated with me after like two minutes of conversation whenever i crash down there again in 600 years theyre just gonna be like “not you again” and kick me right back out

its a good day to laugh about death

you cannot kill me in a way that matters