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CROWLEY QUOTES SENTENCE STARTERS. Here’s the thing, I’m still super sad that we’re facing a future without our favourite King of Hell, so here. Have a meme to celebrate what a remarkable and wonderful character Mark Sheppard gave us. I hope we see him on our screens again sometime soon.
Just trying to make conversation.
Hell’s fine.
Don’t worry about Hell. Hell’s complicated.
What’s your problem, then?
You have to believe me.
I didn’t know this was going to happen.
I mean, I might not have told you the entire truth. But I never lied.
I never lied. That’s important. It’s fundamental.
He took his own life with the blade.
He died.
You can understand why I never spoke of this.
Why set hearts aflutter of mere speculation?
Maybe miracles do come true.
What you’re feeling right now, it’s not death.
Let’s go take a howl at that moon.
Is this it? Is this all there is?
The more you kill, the better you feel.
The less you kill, the less better you feel.
Your body’s not strong enough.
And I wanted to do you the honour of sealing this deal personally.
Your choice. You can cling to six decades of deep-seated homophobia, or just give it up.
Do you have any idea how much this rug cost?
This is it, right? This is what it’s all about.
We need to talk. Privately.
It’s called survival.
I forgot you two at best are functional morons.
We’re just servants to him.
What if I give you this thing and you go kill the devil?
You probably need some more ammunition.
What’s in the gift bag?
Whore.
She/he’s using you.
Whatever. I’m not calling you Dad.
That was a complete and utter dog’s breakfast, wasn’t it?
I’m so glad the world is ending.
We could always shove it up your..
You did good back there, Moose.
I’ll deny it if you ever quote me, but I’m proud of you.
Are you joking? I just saved your life.
We deserve to be loved.
I deserve to be loved.
I just want to be loved.
What are we drinking?
I’m trying to conduct a professional negotiation here and you want to talk dangly bits?
Did you really think you could kidnap me and no one was going to notice, numb nuts?
They told me you were dead.
I’ll kill him myself.
I am your king.
Too busy inflicting pain to answer.
When this is over, we can get matching tattoos.
You can’t trust me. But sadly, I can’t trust you either.
Why do you have to use tongue?
Yes, I know. I’m a hell of a guy.
This is getting maudlin. Can we go?
You betrayed me?
No one in the history of torture’s been tortured with torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.
This is, by far, the dumbest idea you’ve ever had.
I’m confused. Why aren’t you dead?
I came here to help you.
I’ve found out you’ve been lying to me.
You bore me. You know that?
Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it?
I’m lucky to be alive.
He made me beg.
I would rather stick white-hot skewers in my eyes than listen to you two bitches bicker.
I gave you the terms of my deal.
Well, if you’re gonna make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines.
Defiling her/his corpse just made number one on my to-do list.
Maybe you should try Plan D for Dumbass.
Oh, I’m a bad thing. He’s a worse thing.
Why do you hate me?
Best shut your gob. Employees don’t question management.
I don’t hold grudges.
With all due respect, I don’t think you can handle my rod.
The bitch tends to hold a grudge.
We should be friends.
You may have brought me into this world, but you were never my mother.
I’m choosing me.
I do what I want, when I want and I don’t take orders from you.
You’re right. I’m a monster.
I’ve done things you can’t even imagine. Horrible, evil, messy things. And I’ve loved every damn minute.
This isn’t Wall Street, this is Hell. We have integrity.
→ A CONJURING OF LIGHT by v.e schwab sentence starters
❛ one day you will be old and wrinkled, and i will still love you. ❜ ❛ my name is __, and i don’t give a damn. ❜ ❛ i told you to keep him/her/them safe, not to cuddle. ❜ ❛ there’s not enough tonic in the world to risk it. ❜ ❛ secrets are not shameful, not unless you let them be. if you do not wear them, they will wear you. ❜ ❛ what’s this ? no vigil by my bed ? i’m offended. ❜ ❛ personally, i’m rather done with dying. it’s begun to lose its charm. ❜ ❛ well, you’re either lucky or blessed. take your pick. ❜ ❛ this is why i run. ❜ ❛ death comes for us all. i would simply have mine mean something. ❜ ❛ what are we drinking to ? ❜ ❛ you want me to ask you why you left ? ❜ ❛ i didn’t ask you, because i don’t want to hear it. ❜ ❛ if you don’t come back, i’ll have to save the day without you and steal all the glory for myself. ❜ ❛ i loved [name or pronoun] the way the moon loves the stars — that is what we say, when a person fills the world with light. ❜ ❛ if you say one more thing about how my [relation] was in bed, i’m going to break your jaw. ❜ ❛ if i’d known __ loved me as much as i loved [pronoun], i would never have stayed away. ❜ ❛ i always assume i’m being followed. why do you think i have so many knives ? ❜ ❛ but the only way to avoid loss is to avoid love. and what a sad world that would be. ❜ ❛ of all the ways to die, only a fool chooses pride. ❜ ❛ stop fucking with the ship ! ❜ ❛ you know, __, there is such a thing as being sharp enough to cut yourself. ❜ ❛ now, now, i know, i’ve thought of killing you both, but in the interest of the greater good, let’s try to keep this civil. ❜ ❛ this is why i drink. ❜ ❛ haven’t you heard ? i am already dead. ❜ ❛ amazing. there are still things you haven’t learned. ❜ ❛ if this boat goes any faster, it will catch fire before we have a chance to crash upon those rocks. ❜ ❛ a myth without a voice is like a dandelion without a breath of wind. no way to spread the seeds. ❜ ❛ it’s about time you did something selfish, __. you make the rest of us look bad. ❜

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✰ * º ❛ taylor swift lyric starters ❜
* these are mainly sad / angsty lyrics – some of which have been changed for clarity / to better the perspective of the meme. as always, feel free to change ‘em up however you need to!!
‘ something about it felt like home somehow. ’ ‘ i might be okay, but i’m not fine at all. ’ ‘ i remember it all too well. ’ ‘ i forget about you long enough to forget why i needed to. ’ ‘ maybe i asked for too much. ’ ‘ this thing was a masterpiece till you tore it all up. ’ ‘ you call me up again just to break me like a promise. ’ ‘ so casually cruel in the name of being honest. ’ ‘ time won’t fly, it’s like i’m paralyzed by it. ’ ‘ i’d like to be my old self again, but i’m still trying to find it. ’ ‘ i’m so glad you made time to see me. ’ ‘ how’s life? ’ ‘ your guard is up and i know why. ’ ‘ you gave me roses and i left them there to die. ’ ‘ this is me swallowing my pride. ’ ‘ i’m sorry for that night. ’ ‘ turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you. ’ ‘ these days i haven’t been sleeping. ’ ‘ you gave me all your love and all i gave you was ‘goodbye.’ ’ ‘ maybe this is wishful thinking. ’ ‘ if we loved again, i swear i’d love you right. ’ ‘ i’d go back in time and change it, but i can’t. ’ ‘ wishing i’d realized what i had when you were mine. ’ ‘ in a box beneath my bed is a letter that you never read from three summers back. ’ ‘ it’s hard not to find it all a little bittersweet. ’ ‘ all this time i was wasting, hoping you would come around. ’ ‘ i’ve been giving out chances every time and all you do is let me down. ’ ‘ you’re thinking we’ll be fine, but not this time around. ’ ‘ you don’t have to call anymore. i won’t pick up the phone. ’ ‘ you can tell me you’re sorry, but i don’t believe you like i did before. ’ ‘ you got your share of secrets and i’m tired of being last to know. ’ ‘ i should have known. ’ ‘ i was a dreamer before you went and let me down. ’ ‘ now it’s too late for you and your white horse to come around. ’ ‘ maybe i was naïve, got lost in your eyes and never really had a chance. ’ ‘ my mistake, i didn’t know to be in love you had to fight to have the upper hand. ’ ‘ i had so many dreams about you and me. ’ ‘ and there you are on your knees, begging for forgiveness, begging for me, just like i always wanted. ’ ‘ i’m gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well. ’ ‘ my mother accused me of losing my mind, but i swore i was fine. ’ ‘ you paint me a blue sky and go back and turn it to rain. ’ ‘ i see it all now that you’re gone. ’ ‘ don’t you think i was too young to be messed with? ’ ‘ maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame. ’ ‘ maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love then take it away. ’ ‘ you’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand. ’ ‘ run as fast as you can. ’ ‘ you’re an expert at ‘sorry’ and keeping lines blurry. ’ ‘ all the girls that you’ve run dry have tired, lifeless eyes cause you’ve burned them out. ’ ‘ people like you always want back the love they gave away. ’ ‘ the more i think about it now, the less i know. ’ ‘ all you had to do is stay. ’ ‘ now that it’s just too late. ’ ‘ i’ve been picking up the pieces of the mess you made. ’ ‘ people like you always want back the love they pushed aside. ’ ‘ people like me are gone forever when you say goodbye. ’ ‘ why’d you have to go and lock me out when i let you in? ’ ‘ let me remind you, this is what you wanted. ’ ‘ you ended it. ’ ‘ you were all i wanted, but not like this. ’ ‘ loving you was blue like i’d never known. ’ ‘ missing you was dark grey all alone. ’ ‘ forgetting you was like trying to know somebody you never met. ’ ‘ but loving you was red. ’ ‘ touching you was like realizing all you ever wanted was right there in front of you. ’ ‘ fighting with you was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there’s no right answer. ’ ‘ regretting you was like wishing you never found out that love could be that strong. ’ ‘ moving on from you is impossible when i still see it all in my head. ’ ‘ this is it, i’ve had enough. ’ ‘ we called it off again last night. ’ ‘ we are never, ever, ever getting back together. ’ ‘ i’m really gonna miss you picking fight and falling for it screaming that i’m right. ’ ‘ it’s been awhile since i have even heard from you. ’ ‘ i should just tell you to leave ‘cause i know exactly where it leads. ’ ‘ you got that james dean daydream look in your eyes. ’ ‘ i got that red lip classic thing that you like. ’ ‘ when we go crashing down, we come back every time. ’ ‘ we never go out of style. ’ ‘ i heard that you’ve been out and about with some other girl. ’ ‘ what you heard is true. ’ ‘ i can’t stop thinking about you. ’ ‘ just take me home. ’ ‘ when you take, you take the very best of me. ’ ‘ i’m not what you wanted. ’ ‘ i’ve never been anywhere cold as you. ’ ‘ you put up walls and paint them all shades of gray and i stood there loving you and wished them all away. ’ ‘ you come away with a great little story of a mess of a dreamer and the nerve to adore you. ’ ‘ you never did give a damn thing, honey, but i cried for you. ’ ‘ i know you wouldn’t have told nobody if i died for you. ’ ‘ you looked me in the eye and told me you loved me. were you just kidding? ’ ‘ this thing is breaking down. ’ ‘ we almost never speak. ’ ‘ i don’t feel welcome anymore. ’ ‘ one second it was perfect, now you’re halfway out the door. ’ ‘ it rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone. ’ ‘ i was there when you said forever and always. ’ ‘ was i out of line? ’ ‘ did i say something way too honest? ’ ‘ thought i knew you for a minute, but now i’m not so sure. ’ ‘ put my name at the top of your list. ’ ‘ you break my heart in the blink of an eye. ’ ‘ you wear your best apology, but i was there to watch you leave. ’ ‘ all the times i let you in just for you to go again disappear when you come back. ’ ‘ this is the last time you tell me i’ve got it wrong. ’ ‘ this is the last time i say it’s been you all along. ’ ‘ this is the last time i let you in my door. ’ ‘ this is the last time, i won’t hurt you anymore. ’ ‘ you told me you loved me, so why did you go away? ’ ‘ all that i know is i don’t know how to be something you miss. ’ ‘ i never thought we’d have a last kiss. ’ ‘ never imagined we’d end like this. ’ ‘ there’s not a day i don’t miss those rude interruptions. ’ ‘ i hope the sun shines and it’s a beautiful day and something reminds you you wish you had stayed. ’ ‘ i hope something reminds you you wish you had stayed. ’ ‘ i’ll watch your life in pictures like i used to watch you sleep. ’ ‘ i feel you forget me like i used to feel you breathe. ’ ‘ i keep up with our old friends just to ask them how you are. ’ ‘ i never planned on you changing your mind. ’ ‘ none of us thought it was gonna end that way. ’ ‘ it’s killing me to see you go after all this time. ’ ‘ i don’t know what to be without you around. ’ ‘ i can’t breathe without you, but i have to. ’ ‘ i never wanna see you hurt. ’ ‘ nothing we say is gonna save us from the fall out. ’ ‘ come on, don’t leave me like this. ’ ‘ you’re all i wanted. ’ ‘ i thought i had you figured out. ’ ‘ i still mean every word i said to you. ’ ‘ the whole time i’m wishing he was you instead. ’ ‘ i just wanna tell you it takes everything in me not to call you. ’ ‘ i wish i could run to you and i hope you know that every time i don’t, i almost do. ’ ‘ i bet you think i either moved on or hate you. ’ ‘ i bet it never occurred to you that i can’t say hello to you and risk another goodbye. ’ ‘ we made quite a mess, babe. ’ ‘ it’s probably better off this way. ’ ‘ i hope sometimes you wonder about me. ’ ‘ nothing lasts forever, but this is gonna take me down. ’ ‘ say you’ll remember me. ’ ‘ say you’ll see me again. ’
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FIRSTS -
“Hey… Can we try something new?” “Is it going to hurt?” “Wait! I…I’ve never done this before.” “Just be still and relax…” “Er, am I doing this right?” “I’m not hurting you, am I?” “I want my first time to be with you.” “Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!” “Ah, I feel so embarrassed…”
PUBLIC AFFAIRS -
“Wow…you’re easy to rile up.” “Forget the bed…let’s do it right here.” “What if someone sees us?!” “Quiet down or they’ll hear us.” “Try to keep quiet…we wouldn’t want to get caught.” “Are you serious? Here? Now?” “We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.” “Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.” “I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.” “I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
PICK-UP LINES && SUGGESTIONS. -
“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “I can’t take my eyes off of you.“ “If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I like my reflection a little more with you all over me.” “Does this feel good?” “Take a bath with me?” “Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. “ “I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”
HOT && HEAVY -
“You make such adorable sounds.” “ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “ “S-Stop staring at me like that!” “So are we going to do this already or what?” “Stop teasing!” “do you know how bad i want you?” “you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.” “Don’t cover your mouth…I like hearing you.” “Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.” “We’ve only got three minutes…let’s do this fast.” “get on your knees.” “oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~” “what’s my name?” “Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?” “I love seeing you covered in my marks…” “I love it when you leave your marks on me…” “don’t stop!” “Please. I need you. Now.” “i want you to fuck me.” “Should we use rope or handcuffs?” “beg for it.” “bend over.” “Let me hear you sing for me.” “you are already turned on ~?” “swallow it. all of it.”
MISC -
“ Come sit on my lap, love “ “ You look so gorgeous right now…” “ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to cum. “ “ Strip for me. Slowly. I want to savor every inch of you. “ “ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~” “ Mmm… do you like that? “ “Such a pretty sight, all tied up in ropes.” “I wore these panties just for you.” “You are mine, never forget that.” “Ah, ah. I didn’t say you could touch me.” “You’ll be glad to hear that I’m not wearing underwear today.” “You like how I bend over for you, huh?” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You wanna help me out of this?”
I hope you got your shittin’ pants on.

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Forget about prince charming. Go for the wolf. He can see you better, hear you better and eat you better.
Wolf’s angel (via but-you-promisedx)
I LOVE A MONSTER SENTENCE STARTERS.
❛ How could you ever love a monster like me? ❜ ❛ How can you love a monster? ❜ ❛ I love you, even if you’re a monster. ❜ ❛ You’re aren’t a monster on the inside. ❜ ❛ I’m a monster who doesn’t deserve your love. ❜ ❛ You are a monster very deserving of love. ❜ ❛ Monster or not, I love you. That’s never going to change. ❜ ❛ I dont care if youre a monster, I love you. ❜ ❛ You aren’t a monster! Don’t say that! ❜ ❛ Shhh, I will always love you, monster or not. ❜ ❛ You being a monster doesn’t change my feelings for you. ❜ ❛ For who could ever love a monster? ❜ ❛ You are a monster who I love dearly. ❜ ❛ I love you, monster and all. ❜ ❛ I don’t see a monster when we’re together. ❜ ❛ I am blinded with love for I don’t see a monster at all. ❜ ❛ I will love you even if you are a monster. ❜ ❛ I told you I am a monster, to stay away.. ❜ ❛ I’m a monster who cant guarantee you’re safety. ❜ ❛ I will die before I let you being a monster separate us. ❜ ❛ Are you saying you’re a monster because you dont love me? ❜ ❛ I don’t feel any less for you, if anything I feel even more for you. ❜ ❛ I’m just a woman/man standing here confessing my love for this monster. ❜ ❛ So what if you are a monster? I still love you. ❜ ❛ Its a good thing I love for who you are, even if that’s a monster. ❜ ❛ I’m glad I was never afraid of monsters then since I’m in love with one.. ❜ ❛ I love you even if you are a monster. ❜ ❛ I’m not opposed to being in love with a monster.. ❜ ❛ So what if you are a monster? Everyone has a little monster in them.. ❜ ❛ I’m going to love you at the end of the day, even if you’re a monster. ❜ ❛ Nothing could ever stop me from loving you, even you being a monster. ❜ ❛ I’ll love you anyway, monster or not, I love you and that is real. ❜ ❛ You think being a monster is going to make me not love you? ❜ ❛ You are a monster who has someone deeply in love. ❜ ❛ Monster or not, I will always have these feelings for you. ❜ ❛ I love you for who you are and if that’s a monster, then I’m glad to say so. ❜ ❛ If it’s a monster I love, I’m not ashamed. ❜ ❛ I’m not ashamed to be in love with a monster, especially a monster like you. ❜ ❛ Even monsters need love. ❜ ❛ I love you even more now, because you are a monster. ❜ ❛ Love is blind, which I’m thankful for, even if you are a monster. ❜ ❛ And I still love you at the end of the day. ❜ ❛ It’s okay to love a monster. ❜ ❛ If it’s a monster I’m in love with then I’m glad to say so. ❜ ❛ You are a monster whom I love very much, nothing could change that. ❜ ❛ You are not such a monster when I look at you. ❜ ❛ I love you for the monster that you are. ❜ ❛ Nothing could keep me from you, especially you being a monster. ❜ ❛ I’m happy be in love with a beautiful monster like you. ❜
❝ ——— if that still doesn’t fucking do it , i’ll start cutting pieces off … i see … i see me starting with the piece of you that is most valued …. & yet losing it wouldn’t prevent you from doing your work. that’s right you fat fuck —— it’s your shriveled up little dick . ❞
indie. highkey - selective negan .
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Do you like ridiculously well-hung handsome men with the manners of an English gentleman and a taste for fine dining? The kind of saint that would rescue the neighbour’s kitten from a house fire or help an old woman cross the road? THEN THIS IS NOT THE BLOG FOR YOU. MEET JOAQUIN DAWKINS. Known as Dodger to most because of his talent at dodging trouble or bullets. Wanna hang with someone who used to make a living out of pickin’ people’s pockets and the occasional high-priced quickie? Someone who had blood on his hands a thirst to survive long before the outbreak took place? Dodger might not be the most reliable, but he tells great jokes and offers free hugs to whoever. He even promises not to steal those precious valuables. Poor bastard ended up losing a finger to Negan the last time he tried. This blog promises excessive swearing, bad chat up lines and overdramatic facial expressions. Just don’t mention the faded W on his forehead. It was a phase, alright? LIKE or REBLOG if interested in interacting with.
SNATCH (2000) SENTENCE STARTERS.
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
I’m taking the dog for a walk.
What are you doin’ here?
What’s the problem?
What’s in the car?
Do you know what ‘nemesis’ means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt: me.
You take sugar?
I’m sweet enough.
It was two minutes five minutes ago.
Speak English to me.
You are obviously the big dick.
There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls and there are little, mincey balls.
These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever.
They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action.
You got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman.
Like a prick, you’re having second thoughts.
You are shrinking and your two little balls are shrinking with you.
The fact you’ve got ‘replica’ written down the side of your guns and the fact I’ve got ‘Desert Eagle point five 0’ written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now, fuck off.
Why do they call him the bullet-dodger?
Your seats? This is a stolen car, mate.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?
It’s a four ton truck. It’s not as if it’s a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?
When you reverse, things come from behind you.
I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it together.
Would someone mind telling me, who the fuck are you?
I hear the best thing to do is feed corpses to pigs. They will go through bone like butter.
A single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: ‘as greedy as a pig’.
Well, thank you for that. That is a great weight off my mind.
If you wouldn’t mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck.
I hope you appreciate the concern I have for my friend.
I’m not sure about the colour.
You can’t change fighters.
Why are we stopped here?
It’s too tight.
Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.
He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.
There’s a gun in your trousers. What’s a gun doing in your trousers?
It’s for protection.
It’s a free country, ain’t it?
It ain’t a free shop, is it? So fuck off!
Anything to declare?
Don’t go to England.
You stop me again whilst I’m walking and I’ll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
What the fuck do you mean?
They look like shit, don’t they?
I’m not in here to make a fucking bet.
I’m not fucking buying that.
Fuckface, who’s speaking to you?
He asked him, didn’t he?
Fuckface? I like that one. I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m climbing off your mum.
It’s not as if it’s a tin of baked beans1 What do you mean ‘open him up’?
It was a rhetorical question.
What have I told you about thinking?
Get back down or you will not be coming up next time.
You’re not going anywhere, you thick lump.
You stay until the job’s done.
He’s harder than a coffin nail.
Have you ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? A car’s nearly on you. So, what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn’t flash before you, ‘cause you’re too fuckin’ scared to think. You just freeze and pull a stupid face.
Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut. You did.
I can’t make him fight, can I?
You’re not much good to me alive, are you?
We’ve lost Gorgeous George.
You’re going to have to repeat that.
Where’d you lose him? He ain’t a set of fucking car keys, is he?
It ain’t as if he’s incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?
You’re on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Do you want to do it?
It’s not the same fight.
I wasn’t calling your mum a tart.
Ah, save your breath for cooling your porridge.
Have I made myself clear?
Did you understand a single word of what he just said?
I’ve helped you as much as I’m going to help you.
You should fuck off now while you still got the legs to carry you.
Why the fuck do I want a caravan that’s got no fucking wheels?
You want to settle this with a fight?
Over my dead body!
I’ll not have you fighting! You know what happens when you fight.
Get her to sit down. For fuck’s sake!
I ain’t fucked you.
I’ll fight you for it. You and me.
Fuck you!
Don’t take the piss.
I need to have a shite.
I fail to recognise the correlation between losing ten grand and a good deal.
What the fuck is that?
This is a shot gun.
It’s a fucking anti-aircraft gun.
You’ll raise Hell. Nevermind pulses.
He’s been a busy, little bastard.
I think you’ve let him get away with enough.
It can get you into a lot of trouble, thinking, I shouldn’t do so much of it.
You gotta get me to a doctor! Shoot that fuck and then get me to a doctor.
For every action, there is a reaction.
Pull your tongue out of my arsehole.
You have all the characteristics of a dog. Except loyalty.
You’re a ruthless, little cunt. I’ll give you that.
What the fuck are you two looking at?
You are not bringing that thing in here.
I will do you a favour. I’ll not get out this car and bash the living fuck out of you in front of all your girlfriends.
What the fuck are you doing?
I’m driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you thinking I’m doing, you penis?
I don’t think I’ll slow down. I think I’ll speed up.
You better not be telling me porky pies.
Follow me and I’ll fucking shoot you.
These lads are out to hurt each other.
Calm down, son. Behave yourself.
I’ve got the gun, son. I think it’s you who should behave.
I’m not telepathic.
You’re plenty fucking stupid.
Fuck me. Have you been reading?
He’s a liability.
You are gonna die.
He got shot six times.
Why don’t you fucking die?
Are you sayin’ I can’t shoot?
I’m not saying you can’t shoot. I know you can’t shoot.
The dog must have ate it.
I create the bodies. I don’t erase the bodies.
This will get messy.
He’s been shot in the face. I would’ve thought that was obvious.
It’s just impossible to kill the bastard.
I don’t want to put a bullet in your face, but if you don’t give us exactly what we want, there will be fucking murder.
Shoot him.
Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea.
You’re a dead man! You hear me? A fucking dead man.
He’s a dangerous bastard.
Do you want to shoot him?
Do you want to stab him?
Do you want to kill him or not?
I wasn’t asking. I was telling.