unfortunate man enjoyer

You're telling me the alpha legion never spread rumours of the emperor having a confirmed birth date, just to watch the chaos unfold as the entire imperium scrambles to find suitable gifts for a man that's been around since the dawn of time and is rarely impressed by anything.

Honestly, I think all space marines have Pica. It's just that their stomachs are strong enough to draw nutrients from the random stuff they stick in their mouths, unlike the rest of us.

Angron being disgusted by the idea of doing anything sexual because he grew up witnessing the sexual violence that other slaves were subjected to in the colosseum, and for a long time thought that was how sex worked. Even if he knows better now, the idea of accidentally hurting someone in that way or becoming obsessed with it like the high riders, makes him feel ill.

Fulgrim guilty pleasure being edible clay, which he used to eat a lot of in his childhood. A cheap mineral dense treat that can be easily hidden in his clothes and that he doesn't have to worry about going bad while he works a 18hr shift.

Have we considered that the Emperor missed Sanguinius so much that he made Celestine purely out-of mourning.