Wolfenstein's Designs

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"Eat a Dozen Animals" Water Bottle

"Hallowed be thy Gains" Muscle Jesus Water Bottle

Dost Thou Even Hoist Brethren Color Water Bottle

Ben Liftin Bodybuilding Ben Franklin Water Bottle

Lift Or Die 45 lb Plate on 2.25" Keychain. Basic Round Button Keychain - $3.65 Made by Zazzle Flair Another brainchild of the undeniable, irrefutable, undisputed genius Wolfenstein. This is the most adorable little 45 lb plate (not actual weight), you'll ever see, but the most bad azz keychain of all time. http://www.zazzle.com/lift_or_die_45_lb_plate_on_2_25_keychain_basic_round_button_keychain-146279676509879089?CMPN=shareicon&lang=en&social=true&rf=238475068565011309

Pallet Jacked Black T-Shirt - $26.35 Made by Zazzle Apparel I work at building pallets all day so I naturally came up with this idea while driving around on my pallet jack. I'm "Pallet Jacked"! http://www.zazzle.com/pallet_jacked_black_t_shirt-235597438090569250?design.areas=%5Bzazzle_shirt_10x12_front%5D&CMPN=shareicon&lang=en&social=true&rf=238475068565011309

Hallowed Be Thy Gains Jesus Black T-Shirt - $27.60 Made by Zazzle Apparel Philippians 4:13 - I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. http://www.zazzle.com/hallowed_be_thy_gains_jesus_black_t_shirt-235288789186429777?design.areas=%5Bzazzle_shirt_10x12_front%5D&CMPN=shareicon&lang=en&social=true&rf=238475068565011309

"Eat A Dozen Animals" Black T-Shirt - $26.35 Made by Zazzle Apparel For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat a dozen. I came up with this concept as just a friendly joke for the vegans trying to push their bs save the world propaganda onto everybody. What you vegans choose not to realize is that animals savagely hunt, kill, and eat each other in the wild, so what difference does it make if we don't take part in the enjoyment of the tender, juicy, deliciousness as well? http://www.zazzle.com/eat_a_dozen_animals_black_t_shirt-235502774210539968?design.areas=%5Bzazzle_shirt_10x12_front%5D&CMPN=shareicon&lang=en&social=true&rf=238475068565011309

Dost Thou Even Hoist, Brethren? B/W Black T-Shirt - $27.60 Made by Zazzle Apparel This is the original Shakespeare edition "do you even lift" graphic. To lift or not to lift? That is the question. http://www.zazzle.com/dost_thou_even_hoist_brethren_b_w_black_t_shirt-235051665472386124?design.areas=%5Bzazzle_shirt_10x12_front%5D&CMPN=shareicon&lang=en&social=true&rf=238475068565011309

Dost Thou Even Hoist, Brethren? Black T-Shirt - $27.60 Made by Zazzle Apparel This is the original Shakespeare edition "do you even lift" graphic. To lift or not to lift? That is the question. http://www.zazzle.com/dost_thou_even_hoist_brethren_black_t_shirt-235807855314516182?design.areas=%5Bzazzle_shirt_10x12_front%5D&view=113083556601716944&CMPN=shareicon&lang=en&social=true&rf=238475068565011309

Ben Liftin' Lifting Black T-Shirt - $28.80 Made by Zazzle Apparel Bet you never knew Benjamin Franklin was so jacked. Time is money and so is this shirt so buy it now! http://www.zazzle.com/ben_liftin_lifting_black_t_shirt-235491807672114068?design.areas=%5Bzazzle_shirt_10x12_front%5D&CMPN=shareicon&lang=en&social=true&rf=238475068565011309

White Hoodies - My designs on white hoodies. http://www.zazzle.com/collections/white_hoodies-119707198046718537