the mystic sword

The stuffed animal closest to you is now your companion in battle. Tag with the results.

oh my god. a bread boy

“what do you like most about your generation???” probably how committed we all are to high school musical

Me? A burden? It’s more likely than you think

listen: fight club and pulp fiction are good movies, i love them both personally, but if a guy (and you KNOW the type of guy i mean) says they are his Favorite Movies then u need to run. RUN. plan ur exist exit strategy now. if ur texting him then just make something up. “haha i gotta go now. it was nice talking to you. bye!” if you’re somewhere with him just leave. do parkour if you have to. run like the wind. get away from that man

i have been getting messages nonstop since posting this and in response i am adding more movies: scarface, american psycho and a clockwork orange. goodbye