Chaos Is Peace

THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN THE NOTES WHO DON’T KNOW THIS IS A FICTIONAL FOUNDATION AND THAT THIS TWEET IS SATIRE WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY TRAGIC IF IT WASN’T SO STUPIDLY FUNNY.

have you heard the good worm

don’t take me at my worm

he’s a man of few worms

famous last worms

I won’t mince my worms

stop putting worms in my mouth

them’s fighting worms!

worms to live by

There is no other website where this kind of interaction is possible

the unholy urge to be either highly loved or highly feared

i actually don't mind hanging out with empaths because whatever emotions i'm experiencing are definitely outside the normal human range. if you want to know how i feel good fucking luck

waging psychological warfare on empaths by causing them to experience the emotional equivalent of shrimp colors

wait do you remember that anti feminist guy who had 1488 all over his blog and stuff but regardless was openly dating a non-white woman

my new years resolution is to be violently evil

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

dude they banned milf. what if i want to fuck someone's mom, tumblr? what should i do then? kill myself?