I LIVE TWICE

when youre dying of botulism from tiktok shop pickled sauerkraut and Milton Friedman gives you that free market stare

toilet bowl cleaner is a magical substance. you can clean anything with it to the point where you can honestly just throw every other cleaning supply away

remembering theon greyjoy will probably never grow old and firing my super black eagle 3 into the wall

the time I saw my own post on IG reels

if Sarah Palin actually ran for president she would have lost the Alaskan vote due to being from Wasilla

my first wisdom teeth is almost done coming out I feel like I gave birth

it's horrifying how many people in his circle seemed to know that d4vd was raping that girl. I looked at the court documents and it says other people noticed the smell in his car, his 14 year old girlfriend goes missing and his car starts smelling like a corpse you can't tell me they didn't know. that poor girl was missing for 4 and a half months, her body was there for so long they found it being eaten by insects and none of them said anything in that whole time

I kind of love when people are really bold with e-begging. just saw a person asking for money to take their girlfriend to dinner. she's your girlfriend not mine?