The Epic Gamer Zone😋

this post from 4 years ago had less than 1000 notes yesterday. thank you all

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

once I tried to explain "little meow meow" to a friend and latter he's like "what was that thing you said? little boo boo kitty fuck"?

YOU SILLY?

Of course, by failing to give her Up as she requested, he has, in essence, let her down, thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley Paradox

Schrodinger’s Astley  

As a guy it's my job to become completely pregnant. My skin must be tight and unbreakable. I must withstand a thousand storms. Become God. Then become sleepy and comfy in me pajamas

Impregnable

Lux.

You know what?

REBLOG TO CHARGE LIKE TO CAST OR HOWEVER IT GOES

this might be a bold statement but I think one of the best character designs to exist in television is salem saberhagen, a warlock punished for trying to take over the world & forced to live as a cat for a 100 years, who spends his penance being a bitchy little drama queen who causes constant trouble and cries a lot 

The original poor little meow meow

i really love safety quizzes that are like.. "When handling hazardous chemicals, what should you do? a) Run around and skip and pour it on pedestrians b) Drink it all immediately c) Use the correct handling procedure d) All of the above"

i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)

CHALLENGE: ACCEPTED LET'S GET YOU THAT SELF CARE

@one-time-i-dreamt

I've always loved a good challenge

Hey @thequeerbitch guess what

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

you mean like your friends, jack

my what now

jimmy this wasn’t part of the agreement

Top 10 anime betrayals

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins