only dead fish go with the flow

hire this man

I have learned something today

everyone needs to know how to properly wear a tiara

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

Normalize body hair on women

things that are great: mutuals who automatically consider you friends

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

I’m so sad :(

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me “Stop!” The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

also fuck the ocean

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather